Facebook Live: See You Wednesday

On Wednesday, Dec 19th at 8 PM EST I’ll be doing my first Facebook Live. Let me show you how to do it wrong. I’ll be taking questions and chatting. If I cry or throw up on Facebook Live, well, I’ll just keep going cuz that’s good TV. Do I really look to you like a guy with a plan?

Oh, and did I mention free books? A giveaway is the only plan, I have.

Yes, Christmas will come early this year. I’ve got a big giveaway coming up and I’ll tell you about that, too. That’s right, free ebooks are coming before Christmas. Take that, Santa, you milk and cookie mooch!

Got a question?

Please email me at expartepress@gmail.com with FB in the subject line. I might do my Joker impression. Haven’t decided yet. 

To save you some time, my favorite color is turquoise but only as paint. I only wear black. A black turtleneck says: He might be a spy. A turquoise turtleneck says: He’s in a fashion magazine modeling a shirt no one wears in real life.

AIR TIMES

8 PM EST, 7 CST, 1 AM GMT, 5 PM PST, 6 PM Mountain and 10 AM in Japan. I think that just about covers the planet. I predict three people will show up. Good odds.

Since this will be my first FB Live, really, please do tune in. It should be an entertaining disaster. Don’t worry, I’m not going to say anything more than I have to, if that.