PODCAST: A Gift for the Quick
This is a special offer of a free ebook from now until midnight June 19th.
If you are an early adopter who downloads this podcast between 6PM and Midnight of June 19th, you can download my funny, twisty crime thriller, Bigger Than Jesus for FREE! That’s right! Free! Sorry if you missed it, but for only$2.99, it’s yours! (Couch change!)
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If you like Bigger Than Jesus, please review it on Amazon. Think of it like a Coen brothers’ movie: Bad things happen on the wide and easy road out of town as a hit man tries to escape the mob with the stolen skim. Discover the answer to the question: What waits in locker 408?
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Don’t forget! Get Bigger Than Jesus!
The next full episode of Self-help for Stoners is coming on Friday.
Self-help for Stoners: It’s a meme, baby!
My new ebook is up on Amazon!
Jesus Salvador Diaz is a hit man for the mob and he wants out! To escape, he craves the simple things in life: to marry the lovely Lily and live a life of leisure with suitcases full of stolen money. Click it to pick it up for only $2.99. (Couch change for thrills, surprises and chills!)
PODCAST: The First Fiction Friday Edition
A little suspense as an old woman gets lost in the Maine woods for our first Fiction Friday! Please leave a happy review on iTunes if you like the podcast. Thanks for listening! (Please note that though this episode does not contain sex, violence or strong profanity, it might not be safe for work, nor is it suitable for young children. If that’s a concern, turn down the volume, get out your headphones or find a podcast about Disney.)
For regular listeners to the program: This week’s podcast is a little different. I lifted a chapter from one of my works in progress for your listening pleasure. There are hints and shades of Stephen King, I suppose. This is kind of a bridge chapter in a gathering mystery from the first of my Poeticule Bay Series of novels. I chose it because, though it’s part of a much larger story in which Connie Whedon plays a small part, it can stand on its own and I like the building tension in it. I hope you do, too.
Cheers!
~ Chazz
PODCAST: The Letters Edition
Tombstones, letters and blood pressure follies.
Write your own letter to the podcast at expartepress@gmail.com. Got a podcast, book or business you want to promote to the world? Email me about how to make a donation to support the podcast. Thanks! ~ Chazz
PODCAST: The Corrections Edition
Now every Tuesday and Friday! Blocked Love, Storm Trooper vs Scout Trooper, Correcting others and ugly self-awareness pervades as I threaten innocent children as a marketing strategy.
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Thanks for listening!
PS A correction to The Corrections Edition: Apparently the zombie was on bath salts. I conflated that with the BS about there being a new form of LSD attributable to that horror show. So, I was half right, anyway. Bath salts, yes. Zombie on new-fangled LSD, no. I wonder from where they pulled that. Surely a deep and dark place where sunlight never reaches.