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PODCAST: A Gift for the Quick

This is a special offer of a free ebook from now until midnight June 19th.

If you are an early adopter who downloads this podcast between 6PM and Midnight of June 19th, you can download my funny, twisty crime thriller, Bigger Than Jesus for FREE! That’s right! Free! Sorry if you missed it, but for only$2.99, it’s yours! (Couch change!)

Click the cover to see if you were one of the early downloaders:

Please click it to grab it now. Make sure you check, is it $2.99 or free? Great either way, but I don’t want anyone deceived, either. Okay? Okay!

If you like Bigger Than Jesus, please review it on Amazon. Think of it like a Coen brothers’ movie: Bad things happen on the wide and easy road out of town as a hit man tries to escape the mob with the stolen skim. Discover the answer to the question: What waits in locker 408?

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Don’t forget! Get Bigger Than Jesus!

The next full episode of Self-help for Stoners is coming on Friday.

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PODCAST: The First Fiction Friday Edition

A little suspense as an old woman gets lost in the Maine woods for our first Fiction Friday! Please leave a happy review on iTunes if you like the podcast. Thanks for listening! (Please note that though this episode does not contain sex, violence or strong profanity, it might not be safe for work, nor is it suitable for young children. If that’s a concern, turn down the volume, get out your headphones or find a podcast about Disney.)

For regular listeners to the program: This week’s podcast is a little different. I lifted a chapter from one of my works in progress for your listening pleasure. There are hints and shades of Stephen King, I suppose. This is kind of a bridge chapter in a gathering mystery from the first of my Poeticule Bay Series of novels. I chose it because, though it’s part of a much larger story in which Connie Whedon plays a small part, it can stand on its own and I like the building tension in it. I hope you do, too.

Cheers!

~ Chazz

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PODCAST: The Corrections Edition

Now every Tuesday and Friday! Blocked Love, Storm Trooper vs Scout Trooper, Correcting others and ugly self-awareness pervades as I threaten innocent children as a marketing strategy.

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Thanks for listening!

PS A correction to The Corrections Edition: Apparently the zombie was on bath salts. I conflated that with the BS about there being a new form of LSD attributable to that horror show. So, I was half right, anyway. Bath salts, yes. Zombie on new-fangled LSD, no. I wonder from where they pulled that. Surely a deep and dark place where sunlight never reaches.

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Podcast: The Unintended Consequences Edition

How do you make a town gay? Should authors respond to bad reviews? Unnecessary conflict. All is gently probed in this podcast which is a plea for sweetness in disguise.

To see the original article I’m talking about in the show and for more commentary, go here. For the books by Elle Lothlorien, get them on Amazon here.

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