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Kevin Smith & Jason Mewes now have autographed copies of Self-help for Stoners! YAY!

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Last night I shook hands and had a chat with Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith (Jay and Silent Bob for those not in the cult). Each now have a signed copy of my book, Self-help for Stoners. They couldn’t have been more gracious, interested, warm or friendly. It was a big moment for me, especially when Kevin recognized the book and said, “Hey! I know you!”

Each got a personalized recommendation for stories they might particularly like from Self-help and it was a genuine pleasure all around. We laughed a lot. As always, of course, Kevin spoke inspired and inspiring words about writing and the creative process.

I’m a bit emotional today. (Scratch that. I’m very emotional today.) It was a milestone in the evolution, not just of the book, but for me taking the leap to writing full-time. It was just over a year ago that I decided I needed to “stop chasing the puck” and quit my job of twenty years. (I won’t rehash that story here, but you can always watch the video on the Inspiration page.) Things went full circle last night. And now? Onward. Three novels are coming out this year with my name on them. Hoo-ha!

I must make this writing thing work.

Bonus? As I walked up onstage, Jay sang Paperback Writer. Yes!

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The My Bloody Throat Edition

 

Click here to go to some of my books. Or just listen to the podcast and get uncomfortably entertained.

Due to scary and ugly circumstances that shall be revealed, Chazz goes long, raw, uncut, unedited and au natural in this podcast that goes off the rails and maybe off a cliff. No music. Just me speaking directly into your head. Move over brain. This trip will get uncomfortable. 

In this episode of the Self-help for Stoners podcast, I talk about: going to see director Kevin Smith, my secret superhero origins and we confront the existential abyss together and giggle nervously. I read three excerpts from the book: two short self-help pieces and one long story called Context in which we…uh…well, it’s surprise.

You can listen here, of course, or on iTunes or on Stitcher. To enter a draw for a $100 cash card, download the Stitcher app from your app store and enter the promo code SELFHELPSTONERS. (Yeah, I know. They couldn’t give me a longer promo code without switching to Mandarin.) Stitcher’s great for streaming, though, because it takes up no room on your phone and you don’t have to go to the bother of hooking up to your computer with a cable like you’re Amish or something.

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Self-help for Stoners: The Mind Bend Edition

 

In this episode of Self-help for Stoners, The Mind Bend Edition, I start right away with a little story from my book Self-help for Stoners. I hit you with my fave tweets, rake the GOP over the cliched coals and hit you with some money-wasting, Canuck-style. You also get a preview of my ad that will soon run on Smodcast Internet Radio. If you like the show, please like us on Stitcher or leave a kind review on iTunes! Thanks!

Follow me @THECHAZZSAYS on Twitter. See all the books or donate at www.allthatchazz.com. See the VIDEO: KEVIN SMITH CHANGED MY LIFE on the book reviews page at allthatchazz.com.
Download the Stitcher app and use the code: SELFHELPSTONERS fro a draw for a $100 cash card.

Until the end of January, grab my free ebook, Corrective Measures by Robert Chazz Chute here. If you love it, pleae review it. There are seven ebooks in all plus the paperback, Self-help for Stoners.

Get the Self-help for Stoners ebook or paperback here. 


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Georgie is a Mean, Fat Girl! Vengeance is released!

Today I published another ebook: a short story called Vengeance is #1. 

In this story, we meet Georgie, an angry girl with a funny, mean streak. This seventeen-year-old wants to be normal, if only she could figure out what Normal is and how to get there. After enduring a string of therapists, she encounters Dr. Circe Papua. Things are looking up for Georgie until Dr. Papua fires her as a patient. Now Georgie is looking for redemption and an apology. Failing that, she’ll settle for vengeance.

Click now to get it from Smashwords.com
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Episode 6: Xmas Erotica & a Goiter

Finally, you get a fun, erotic romp…and the apology you deserve for the previous episode. I think I’m getting better, and by that I mean I’m almost over that terrible cold and slightly better on the mic. I promise to get more microphone practice over the holidays by singing in front of the mirror with a hairbrush.

In this episode:

Bad Snow Days

Christmas Epiphanies

Buying Jesus Black & Decker

Your God is Mean & Rhetorical

Your XXXmas Funny Erotic Story

(skip straight to around 11 minutes you perve!)

Xmas with One X

and Big Small Talk Skills.

BONUS:

The late breaking news is, not only is Asia Unbound available at Smashwords.com all of a sudden,

Self-help for Stoners is up on Amazon today, too!

That’s right! It’s the book you can read and then roll! Can’t do that with an iPad!

Please click here to hear the latest episode:

Xmas and a Goiter

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Episode 5: Be the frog on nicotine dreams

This is the podcast I should not have published. I was so sick this week, my ill body impaired my sick mind.

Listen for the cough and the stomach growl I had not the strength to edit out!

In this episode:

I croak about pet peeves, on being a beautiful loser frog I read a story from my book Self-help for Stoners, Stuff to Read When You’re High.

It’s called Penny for Your Thoughts. It’s about a man enduring nicotine dreams and chewing his metaphorical leg off to get out of a real life trap.

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And yes, I’m starting to feel better now, thank you.