Tools of the Trade: Things go awry

The podcast name has changed from Self-help for Stoners to All That Chazz. All will be explained. Meanwhile, assassins wait for Jesus in Tools of the Trade. Jesus has to get into a locked apartment and the tension stretches out to comedy because, as usual, things go awry for our favorite Cuban hit man.

Big secret: In the next episode of the podcast, something great and unprecedented is coming. Since I’m all about suspense, be sure to tune in for Episode 50 in just a few days.

Check out all the links for more suspense and to jump to the end of the crime novel, Bigger Than Jesus, by Robert Chazz Chute (available in ebook and paperback.) Make all your Amazon.com purchases through AllThatChazz.com to support the podcast. Thanks!

A Double Shot of Suspense

Did Han shoot first? This week Jesus comes under fire from Jimmy Lima, underboss of New York’s Spanish mob, The Machine. A game of bad versus evil turns from cherry pie to gunfire in two (count ’em, two!) chapters of Bigger Than Jesus by Robert Chazz Chute. Listen for my stereotypically Canadian pronunciation of “about”.

Grab it on Amazon, and if you shop on Amazon for anything, please do so through AllThatChazz.com and they throw me a few crumbs to support the podcast and Ex Parte Press. Thank you!

FYI: Price changes are coming

Please click it to grab the gripping, funny crime thriller by Robert Chazz Chute.

As a heads up to regular readers, the prices of my ebooks will be going up soon. I’ll keep $9.99 price on Bigger Than Jesus in paperback. I haven’t determined what the changes will be yet, but after reading this article, I’ve decided it’s time for me to grow up.

As a courtesy to all you amazing first readers in the true believers club, I’m telling you first. 

Thanks!

The Tire

Hey suspense fans! This is one of many readers’ favorite chapters from Bigger Than Jesus. In this episode, we get a peek at Jesus Diaz’s escape from Cuba. As usual, nothing goes as planned. Tune in, turn on and drop this in your ears.

Can’t wait to find out what happens next?

Pick up Bigger Than Jesus as an ebook or paperback by clicking here!

Please click it to grab the gripping, funny crime thriller by Robert Chazz Chute.

Many have commented on how much they like the sexy cover of Bigger Than Jesus. (The paperback cover is even better!) Many indie authors listen to this podcast, too, so if you need a book cover, you need to talk to Kit Foster from KitFosterDesign.com. 

Thanks again for buying my books and for your donations. That really helps with the bandwidth bills. Also, don’t forget to check back for Amazon’s Daily Deals and Lightning Deals. Please do your Amazon shopping through AllThatChazz.com. That helps both of us. Cheers! ~ Chazz

The Skim

In this episode of the suspense novel, Bigger Than Jesus finds Jesus visiting the lovely Lily Vasquez’s apartment. They aren’t alone, and things are about to get bloody.

Robert Chazz Chute is the author of Bigger Than Jesus, Self-help for Stoners, The Dangerous Kind & Other Stories and Sex, Death & Mind Control.

See the links for all the books.

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The Grift (plus a free ebook!)

Can’t stand the suspense and want to find out what happens next in my crime novel,  Bigger Than Jesus by Robert Chazz Chute? Go to http://amzn.to/Nm6xj4 and grab the free ebook on August 30 and 31st, 2012 and see all the books available now. 

In this episode, hit man Jesus Diaz has to use his wits to figure out how to escape Pete the Bookie’s clutches. All he wants is to escape New York with the lovely Lily Vasquez and the stolen mafia money (if he can find it and avoid getting murdered by his best friend and a pack of assassins.)