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PODCAST: The Lotto Win Edition

Heroes and Zeros, eating bee pollen, lottery win and three bits of self-help from Self-help for Stoners. Click the button and enjoy the sweet podcast goodness.

Have you got a book or a business you want mentioned on the podcast? Great! Hit the pretty yellow donate button. You can be the Producer of the Week and have your book advertised for as little as $5! I’m just trying to defray the cost of the hosting fees for the podcast. You can even advertise your own podcast here. Donate and send me your information at expartepress@gmail.com and boom! You’re on. (Pending approval. No neo-Nazis need apply.)

What else can I give you? How about a chance to win a $100 cash card? Download the Stitcher Radio app and enter my promo code “SELFHELPSTONERS” and you’re entered into a draw for the Stitcher prize.

All my books are available on any e-reader platform, including Amazon, or buy Self-help for Stoners in paperback here. Follow me on Twitter @THECHAZZSAYS. Are you a writer? Check out my website for writers at ChazzWrites.com.

That’s all the joy and spam I can stand to lay on you for this week. Thanks for listening!

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Podcast: The Best Ever Edition

Click here for the monkey assassin interview at KitFosterFiction.blogspot.ca

In this episode: Crazy Guy in the Parking Lot, Self-help for Future Olympians, Post-post-racial America and the Hoaxes that Hook You. 

Shout out to KitFosterFiction.blogspot.ca. See my fun (and opinionated) interview there. See Kit’s amazing book covers at KitFosterDesign.com.

Listen to the podcast here, subscribe on iTunes or download the Stitcher Radio App and enter the promo code SELFHELPSTONERS for a chance to win a draw for a $100 cash card. If you’re happy, leave a happy review on iTunes or buy a dude (meaning me) a coffee using the safe, secure and convenient donate button.

I’m sick, so this is the Best Ever Edition because it’s so mercifully short!

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The Sit Right Back Edition

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THE ODD & THE FUNNY: Gilligan’s Isle, dead dwarf celebs and their terrible ends. Plus, I heckle myself and, man, do I deserve it!

OBLIGATORY BLURB: If you like the show, please review it on iTunes or add it to your favorites on Stitcher. To support the show or just buy me a coffee, hit the donate button  and receive many blessings on your house and possibly a new camel if Thor wishes it so.

To get the podcast on Stitcher, download the Stitcher Radio app and enter the promo code SELFHELPSTONERS for a chance at a $100 cash card.

But you’re not here for the ads (unless you’re some nutty fetishist).

You’re here for some free odd and funny. Live large! Click the magic sound player!

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The This Week in Doucheyness Edition

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This week: KONEY 2012, our St. Paddy’s Day Riot and the disappointment that is me. Still, I rail against cynicism. I’m paradoxical.

See the new cover of The Dangerous Kind at ChazzWrites.com. Got some feedback? Email me at expartepress@gmail.com.

 

 

 

 

 

Shoutouts to Eden Baylee, Tony at mahtwocents.com and donate to help a kid fight leukaemia at indiesuniteforjoshua.

If you love the podcast or the books, please leave a happy review on iTunes, Amazon, Smashwords, bathroom walls, get a tattoo…whatever. Thanks!

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PODCAST: The Hawaii Five-O Edition

Learn German from Hogan’s Heroes, worship Steve McGarrett and beat up bad children if they don’t belong to you. In this week’s edition of the Self-help for Stoners podcast, Chazz takes a trip down trip down memory lane and finds a lot of macho bullshit on his shoes.

BONUS: Read my funny interview with RaeBeth McGee at The Writing World.

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Chazz…or at least ready to encourage him to work more on stuff he’s actually good at? Go here and check out his books for sale: Amazon Link and Smashwords Link. (No matter your device, his dark fiction and chilling suspense are everywhere!)

You can donate to the IndieGoGo campaign to help Joshua fight cancer at this link. Interested in the Jeff Bennington books I mentioned on the podcast? Learn more at The Writing Bomb. Join Stitcher Radio here and use the promo code SELFHELPSTONERS for a chance at a $100 cash card.

Enjoy and thanks for listening and reading!

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PODCAST: The Buckle Up & Brace Yourself Edition

God, door-to-door solicitors & Skylanders disappoint me. Clowns are under your bed. In this ranty, surreal, zero-segue romp across your brain, I’m off the Quaaludes and into the ditch. This is going to be my roughest ride yet. Bring your chair to the full upright position. Buckle up. Brace for impact in this Not Safe for Work podcast.

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Want to know more? Check out my books at the author site.

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Grab the Stitcher app and enter the promo code SELFHELPSTONERS through this link.

Please pick up my short stories here! 

Buy the Self-help for Stoners paperback through my e-store.

Donate to the #IndiesUniteforJoshua campaign here to help a family and fight cancer.

Are you an indie author? Follow the writing and publishing blog that helps you market your ebooks: ChazzWrites.com.

Thanks for listening. If you like the books and podcasts, please tell a friend and leave happy reviews on iTunes, Amazon, Smashwords or wherever you found my stuff for sale. It helps. You can even buy me a coffee with the handy yellow donate button down the left hand side and I will honor you in the Hall of Champions in Valhalla. Cheers!

~ Chazz

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PODCAST: The Forays in Self-consciousness Edition

A starving of artists and a choking of friendships: things are going to get weird. This week I also worry about trying not to bother Joe Rogan too much while still campaigning to get comedian Mike Schmidt (from the 40 Year Old Boy podcast) on The Joe Rogan Experience podcast. I also update you on the #IndiesUniteforJoshua campaign. To donate, please go here and get perks for your generosity!

Check out my page at Quotations Diary! It’s fun. No, really it is! Much more fun than this monotone, deep and despairing podcast in which I talk to myself for 40 minutes or so. I should really write more and talk less. God, I hate myself. Also? Kind of self-conscious. But listen to the podcast and I’ll explain.

I also have my new author page at Amazon’s Author Central in which I reveal the truth of my army of ninja assassins.

Your free weekly Self-help for Stoners podcast is available on iTunes, or you can download the Stitcher app for free and stream it to your device so you don’t have to hook up to your computer like an impoverished computer person from the 1990s. Cables are so last decade! Enter the promo code SELFHELPSTONERS here and bam! You’ll be entered into a draw to win a $100 cash card for the pleasure of joining Stitcher Radio.

To check out my books, you could go to Smashwords or Amazon or pretty much any digital book platform if you search for “Robert Chazz Chute.” That was easy. Want the printed, dead tree version of Self-help for Stoners featuring actual ink? Buy the paperback here.

Thanks for listening to my comedy/narrative podcast full of stuff and nonsense!