PODCAST: The No Bullies Edition

What’s the frequency, Kenneth? Bully (the Movie) & bullies in your school and speaking of which, would-be President Mittens!

As I go from long boring monologues to short, punchy episodes in which mimes are killed for sport, you can expect to have the Self-help for Stoners podcast in your earbuds twice a week, Tuesdays and Fridays. Fiction Fridays will soon be on their way but for the rest of the time, it’s all my usual nonsense and conscience. Welcome to the Podcast Pleasure Dome.

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Enjoy this episode. See you Friday. What will we talk about? No idea. Yet.

PODCAST: The Avengers Assemble Edition

Kevin Smith’s book, Drop Dead Healthy, treadmill desks and nonsense and conscience. Also, please, play nice and don’t give in to cynicism. Heroes rise when we expect the best of ourselves and others.

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PODCAST: The Fight for Your Right Edition

4/20 Fallout (not far out), peaceful protest, fighting back, fighting up front and fighting for your party. You were expecting the easy Beastie Boys joke, weren’t you? Low on jokes in this particular podcast. Lots of earnest entreaties instead: friendships are tested; spines must be grown; coin purses must be strapped on. Buckle up for the leftist rant that made me sweat.

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PODCAST: The Happy 4/20 Edition

4/20, The Mighty OM, and ranting about autonomy. Step into the weirdness.

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PODCAST: The Lotto Win Edition

Heroes and Zeros, eating bee pollen, lottery win and three bits of self-help from Self-help for Stoners. Click the button and enjoy the sweet podcast goodness.

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That’s all the joy and spam I can stand to lay on you for this week. Thanks for listening!

Podcast: The Best Ever Edition

Click here for the monkey assassin interview at KitFosterFiction.blogspot.ca

In this episode: Crazy Guy in the Parking Lot, Self-help for Future Olympians, Post-post-racial America and the Hoaxes that Hook You. 

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I’m sick, so this is the Best Ever Edition because it’s so mercifully short!

The Sit Right Back Edition

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THE ODD & THE FUNNY: Gilligan’s Isle, dead dwarf celebs and their terrible ends. Plus, I heckle myself and, man, do I deserve it!

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