PODCAST: The First Fiction Friday Edition

A little suspense as an old woman gets lost in the Maine woods for our first Fiction Friday! Please leave a happy review on iTunes if you like the podcast. Thanks for listening! (Please note that though this episode does not contain sex, violence or strong profanity, it might not be safe for work, nor is it suitable for young children. If that’s a concern, turn down the volume, get out your headphones or find a podcast about Disney.)

For regular listeners to the program: This week’s podcast is a little different. I lifted a chapter from one of my works in progress for your listening pleasure. There are hints and shades of Stephen King, I suppose. This is kind of a bridge chapter in a gathering mystery from the first of my Poeticule Bay Series of novels. I chose it because, though it’s part of a much larger story in which Connie Whedon plays a small part, it can stand on its own and I like the building tension in it. I hope you do, too.

Cheers!

~ Chazz

PODCAST: The Corrections Edition

Now every Tuesday and Friday! Blocked Love, Storm Trooper vs Scout Trooper, Correcting others and ugly self-awareness pervades as I threaten innocent children as a marketing strategy.

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PS A correction to The Corrections Edition: Apparently the zombie was on bath salts. I conflated that with the BS about there being a new form of LSD attributable to that horror show. So, I was half right, anyway. Bath salts, yes. Zombie on new-fangled LSD, no. I wonder from where they pulled that. Surely a deep and dark place where sunlight never reaches.

PODCAST: Storm Trooper on a Unicycle Edition

Harassing old ladies, seeing things and disputing false copyright infringement claims.

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This podcast punches reality in the pills with the heavy boot of nonsense and conscience Tuesdays and Fridays. If you like it, please give a happy review on iTunes so I don’t stay a secret. Your review will break that old witch’s curse and I can be a man instead of this wretch you see before you!

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UPDATE: I talk about getting a nasty notice from YouTube for my video AllThatChazz.com. A couple of hours after releasing the latest podcast, I received an email from YouTube alerting me that the company erroneously claiming I infringed on their copyrighted material has released that claim. You’re damn skippy, they did! Justice prevails.

Podcast: The Unintended Consequences Edition

How do you make a town gay? Should authors respond to bad reviews? Unnecessary conflict. All is gently probed in this podcast which is a plea for sweetness in disguise.

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PODCAST: The Big Fat Failure Edition

Regrets? I’ve had a few. Let’s aim higher and squirrel some inspiration out of the most melancholic edition of the podcast yet.

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This podcast punches you in the brain gently Tuesdays and Fridays with topical news, comedy, commentary (occasional thoughtful mourning like today’s show) and coming soon, Fiction Fridays! Soon I’ll be podcasting my new crime novel. In the meantime, stick around as I worm into your ears with my peculiar brand of whimsy.

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Lots more is coming. Brace yourself.

PODCAST: The Batman Forgives Edition

Batman, how gay marriage affects you, fear, faith, The Devil, your brain, the nature of forgiveness and our capacity to change.

The nonsense and conscience continues with the new and improved format. More pith, less pits! Shorter, punchier and coming at you every Tuesday and Friday. (Friday fiction’s coming soon as I begin to podcast my book.) Until then? Delicious schadenfreude and brief pontificating. And bloopers! If you hate the show, you’ll still love the books…or so goes my hypothesis. Make it a proven theory and buy the books through  the links above. Gee. That was easy! If you like the books, please be sure to leave a happy review. I’m drowning in obscurity over here!

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My buddy Mosno asks the key question: What would Batman do? Kevin Smith talks Fat Man on Batman. Me? I talk about how Batman is woven into the fabric of our lives…and we are not measuring up to his example. It’s clear to me now that if Jesus had a cape, a cowl and a Batmobile, he’d still be rockin’ in the free world to this day.