It’s Vocab Menace video roundup time!

A while back I began a side project called Vocab Menace. Besides working away on my WIP, I decided to have a little extra fun with words. Like my protagonist in This Plague of Days, I’m obsessed with dictionaries, so five times a week, I go down a rabbit hole and maybe add a little editorializing. Stephen Miller is a fascist asshole rattlecap, for instance. (Find that little rant below in Make Old-Time Insults New Again!) Enjoy them all!

Here are some of my recent video links (with scripts) on Substack:

Make Old-time Insults New Again!

Do You Know These OMN words?

How to Talk Canadian

Talking Louder Does Not Make You Right

Defy Those Who Put You Down

The Smithsonian Is Under Attack

What is Gilderoy’s Kite?

Don’t Fall for These Three Ploys

Have You Got a She-shed? A Man Cave?

What is Nutpicking?

Where Cassandra Comes From

Words Matter. Facts Matter. You Matter.

A Warning about Book Promotion Scams

Which Phrases Annoy You?

Watch This Before Your Next Walk of Shame

What English Word has the Most Definitions?

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Commonly Misused Words

The misuse of words grinds my gears. I have a short list of the worst offenders I’ve heard recently.

  1. “An exuberant amount of money.” No, it’s an exorbitant amount of money.
  2. “Pundint.” You mean to say, pundit, no second n.
  3. Erudite sounds like it looks: Air-oo-dite. It’s not “aeriodite.”
  4. You don’t “flaunt the law.” You flout it.
  5. Library has an r in it. Not “Lie-berry.”
  6. Elon Musk AKA Phony Stark, is not an inventor. He’s an investor who considers you not at all. (That’s not altogether fair. He thinks a lot of you are parasites.)

    Which misused words irk you?

Horror’s Exploration: A gentle invitation to my Plague of Days

Dark halfI  think a lot about you and I

taking up residence in Nowhere’s Middle.

I think how comfortable you are.

I want to make you uncomfortable but 

you’ll forgive me. Probably.

Discomfort is the trip explorers pay for.

I want to drag you into the darkness

and shine a light

on the secrets you keep from yourself.

My stories are about your secrets.

I probe your doubts with my tongue.

I prick your fears with a million little needles 

disguised as words.

My mission is to crawl inside your mind

to rearrange the furniture

to peer in cupboards

to reach into the rear of the junk drawer.

I dig behind bedroom walls.

I pry out dirty little truths

with sweet lies.

I write on your nerves. 

You read on the edge of your seat.

Not everyone who deserves to die

will be killed.

Photo1 Few among those you love will survive.

We’ll explore the cobwebbed basement together.

Brace yourself. There’s no armour over your heart where we’re going.

Once you think you’re ready,

see the world as I spin it.

Let’s take a trip into the Deceptive Familiar

at the sharp Edge of Nowhere

where heroes and villains 

trade black and white hats

for fun and profit and meaning.

We’ll find dreams and treasures

amid the foundation’s ruins

and Ruin’s foundation.

Take my hand at the top of the stairs.

Let’s descend together.

It’s the only way to see everything

and escape the tangled net of secrets

you keep in a three-pound box of bone.