All That Chazz: Your Brain Tickle Destination
Apocalyptic Epics and Killer Crime Thrillers by Robert Chazz Chute
Cuban hit man Jesus Diaz meets the next chapter of his fate at Como Si, the New York after-hours club owned by the lovely Lily Vasquez’s father, Pete the Bookie.
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In More Lies for Lily, Lily Vasquez has shown up to get Jesus away from the assassins and the cops, but that doesn’t mean she’s happy with our luckless Cuban hit man. When in trouble with your girlfriend, lie your way out. Listen in to Chapter 5 of Bigger Than Jesus.
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As the entries to the Six Words of Less Contest rolled in, I was surprised how several tied in with religious themes. You can vote for your favorite entries by checking the comment thread and emailing your vote at:
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Some people have asked me why I called my crime novel Bigger Than Jesus? I make allusions to things that are, in fact, bigger than my Cuban hit man, both in jokes and in serious themes. The crux of the title is that it’s catchy and memorable, yes, but it complements the main character’s narrative of strife. Jesus (pronounced “Hay-soose”) has a lot of problems that he becomes equal to only by sheer cleverness and luck. Jesus Diaz is much like us in that way.
The theme that you’ll read through all The Hit Man Series is one of escape. Jesus Diaz desperately wants to find love and lost his past. The past just keeps coming after him, and love can be an elusive thing.
It’s my anniversary tomorrow. I married She Who Must be Obeyed fifteen years ago, so 
we’re going to try to take the day off. The lovely Eden Baylee has supplied a guest blog at ChazzWrites.com wherein we learn what sort of men turn her on and she tells us a little (not enough!) about her erotic fiction (Spring Into Summer). She teases us, so we’ll have to just go buy the book.
The podcast of the next chapter of Bigger Than Jesus won’t be up until Friday since I’m sworn to just write tomorrow and goof off with my queen, otherwise. However, quench your thirst for suspense with The Dangerous Kind & Other Stories. I‘ve switched it to a mere $1.99! Whoo-hoo!
You’re going to have some laughs In Bigger Than Jesus, Chapter 4, as Jesus deals with the fallout of murdering Big Denny De Molina. Denny sure got his licks in, what with breaking Jesus’s nose. We also get a glimpse of our favorite hit man’s basic training in the army and meet the lovely Lily Vasquez.
Bigger Than Jesus is a gripping, fast-paced crime thriller by Robert Chazz Chute, podcasted chapter by chapter for free. The print version will be available soon, but in the meantime, or go to my Amazon page for more details and to grab your own Bigger Than Jesus ebook for only $2.99!
Have you entered the Six Words or Less Contest? You could win your name in the next thriller in The Hit Man Series: Higher Than Jesus. The grand prize winner gets the new book for free (ebook and digital) and will win promotion on my podcast for their book, business, podcast, charity, website or dog’s name! Get all the details and enter HERE.
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Thanks for listening!
Love & Nookie, Chapter 3 of Bigger Than Jesus
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Bigger Than Jesus by Robert Chazz Chute (my funny crime thriller) is earning five-star reviews. This summer, I’m reading it a chapter at a time. If you want the whole thing at once, that’s easy! It’s yours for $2.99 here. Couch change!
5 STAR REVIEWS!
“Worthy of Elmore Leonard with a backstory that is shades of Thomas Harris!”
“Punchy dialogue and plot twists that keep you moving from one calamity to the next with no time to catch your breath.”
“What a fun ride of a crime thriller!”
“Hot girl on the cover didn’t hurt.”
Bigger Than Jesus is the story of a hit man who wants to get out of The Machine, New York’s Spanish mob. To escape with his girlfriend (the lovely Lily Vasquez) Jesus Diaz will have to steal a fortune in mafia money and cheat death at every step. He might even have to kill his best friend to get away, if his best friend doesn’t kill him first. It’s like a Coen brothers’ movie where the wide and easy road out of town is fraught with danger. Buy it now for only $2.99!
While you’re there, pick up Robert Chazz Chute’s latest collection of Poeticule Bay stories in The Dangerous Kind and Other Stories. Also, just $2.99.
Self-help for Stoners: More suspense mixed with life lessons. This is the War of Art on weed! Get it now for just $2.99!
Sex, Death & Mind Control (for fun & profit) is my favorite collection of suspense and strangeness for, you guessed it, only $2.99.
As always, if you love them, please review them. It helps! Thanks so much.
~ Chazz
This is a special offer of a free ebook from now until midnight June 19th.
If you are an early adopter who downloads this podcast between 6PM and Midnight of June 19th, you can download my funny, twisty crime thriller, Bigger Than Jesus for FREE! That’s right! Free! Sorry if you missed it, but for only$2.99, it’s yours! (Couch change!)
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If you like Bigger Than Jesus, please review it on Amazon. Think of it like a Coen brothers’ movie: Bad things happen on the wide and easy road out of town as a hit man tries to escape the mob with the stolen skim. Discover the answer to the question: What waits in locker 408?
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