All That Chazz: Your Brain Tickle Destination
Apocalyptic Epics and Killer Crime Thrillers by Robert Chazz Chute
Love & Nookie, Chapter 3 of Bigger Than Jesus
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Bigger Than Jesus by Robert Chazz Chute (my funny crime thriller) is earning five-star reviews. This summer, I’m reading it a chapter at a time. If you want the whole thing at once, that’s easy! It’s yours for $2.99 here. Couch change!
5 STAR REVIEWS!
“Worthy of Elmore Leonard with a backstory that is shades of Thomas Harris!”
“Punchy dialogue and plot twists that keep you moving from one calamity to the next with no time to catch your breath.”
“What a fun ride of a crime thriller!”
“Hot girl on the cover didn’t hurt.”
Bigger Than Jesus is the story of a hit man who wants to get out of The Machine, New York’s Spanish mob. To escape with his girlfriend (the lovely Lily Vasquez) Jesus Diaz will have to steal a fortune in mafia money and cheat death at every step. He might even have to kill his best friend to get away, if his best friend doesn’t kill him first. It’s like a Coen brothers’ movie where the wide and easy road out of town is fraught with danger. Buy it now for only $2.99!
While you’re there, pick up Robert Chazz Chute’s latest collection of Poeticule Bay stories in The Dangerous Kind and Other Stories. Also, just $2.99.
Self-help for Stoners: More suspense mixed with life lessons. This is the War of Art on weed! Get it now for just $2.99!
Sex, Death & Mind Control (for fun & profit) is my favorite collection of suspense and strangeness for, you guessed it, only $2.99.
As always, if you love them, please review them. It helps! Thanks so much.
~ Chazz
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If you are an early adopter who downloads this podcast between 6PM and Midnight of June 19th, you can download my funny, twisty crime thriller, Bigger Than Jesus for FREE! That’s right! Free! Sorry if you missed it, but for only$2.99, it’s yours! (Couch change!)
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If you like Bigger Than Jesus, please review it on Amazon. Think of it like a Coen brothers’ movie: Bad things happen on the wide and easy road out of town as a hit man tries to escape the mob with the stolen skim. Discover the answer to the question: What waits in locker 408?
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The next full episode of Self-help for Stoners is coming on Friday.
Jesus Salvador Diaz is a hit man for the mob and he wants out! To escape, he craves the simple things in life: to marry the lovely Lily and live a life of leisure with suitcases full of stolen money. Click it to pick it up for only $2.99. (Couch change for thrills, surprises and chills!)