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Episode 6: Xmas Erotica & a Goiter

Finally, you get a fun, erotic romp…and the apology you deserve for the previous episode. I think I’m getting better, and by that I mean I’m almost over that terrible cold and slightly better on the mic. I promise to get more microphone practice over the holidays by singing in front of the mirror with a hairbrush.

In this episode:

Bad Snow Days

Christmas Epiphanies

Buying Jesus Black & Decker

Your God is Mean & Rhetorical

Your XXXmas Funny Erotic Story

(skip straight to around 11 minutes you perve!)

Xmas with One X

and Big Small Talk Skills.

BONUS:

The late breaking news is, not only is Asia Unbound available at Smashwords.com all of a sudden,

Self-help for Stoners is up on Amazon today, too!

That’s right! It’s the book you can read and then roll! Can’t do that with an iPad!

Please click here to hear the latest episode:

Xmas and a Goiter

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Episode 5: Be the frog on nicotine dreams

This is the podcast I should not have published. I was so sick this week, my ill body impaired my sick mind.

Listen for the cough and the stomach growl I had not the strength to edit out!

In this episode:

I croak about pet peeves, on being a beautiful loser frog I read a story from my book Self-help for Stoners, Stuff to Read When You’re High.

It’s called Penny for Your Thoughts. It’s about a man enduring nicotine dreams and chewing his metaphorical leg off to get out of a real life trap.

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And yes, I’m starting to feel better now, thank you.

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Episode 4: You make me want to be a better man

The new episode of the Self-help for Stoners podcast is up!

In this foray into the dark, buckle up for new revelations. This time, it’s personal:

Skinny Pigs and Serial Killer Mom

Burnt Toast and Terrorist Bed Bugs

and The Fortune Teller, an excerpt from my book, Sex, Death and Mind Control (for fun and profit.)

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Podcast #3: How to Beat a Murder Charge with a Skunk and a Smile

In this episode you hear Colonoscopy Confessions, Tweet of the Week and two excerpts from the book Self-help for Stoners (available on Amazon.com and more)!

I break down why time machines won’t save you and how to beat a weed and murder charge in Texas with a skunk and a smile.

I also call for the guys from Fatinee to come back to the mic but they beat me to it. (They had a new pod up reviewing Jack and Jill right after this was recorded.)

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Thanks for listening!

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