Tag: Stoners

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#Podcast: Wombats and Brickbats


Meet Joe Contradiction! He’s a sweet old guy, and by that I mean his blood sugar is alarmingly high. Have some sweet tea, listen to the crickets and enjoy!

This podcast is sponsored by Kit Foster of KitFosterDesign.com, who is not in any way responsible for any content that crosses your eyes, sets your hair on fire and makes you uncomfortable. For all your graphics needs, check out Kit’s portfolio at KitFosterDesign.com.

It’s Feb 3, 2015 and seven of my books are marked down to 99 cents within the next 24 to 48 hours. It’s a pulse sale. That means the deals won’t last long. Head to AllThatChazz.com and click the affiliate links in the sidebar to the right to get your next book of fun, fantasy and danger cheap!

If you enjoy the new format for the show, please leave a review so more people can find the  my new weird.

Cheers and thanks for listening!

~ Chazz

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PODCAST: The Corrections Edition

Now every Tuesday and Friday! Blocked Love, Storm Trooper vs Scout Trooper, Correcting others and ugly self-awareness pervades as I threaten innocent children as a marketing strategy.

THE EMBARRASSING WANNA MOOLAH PARAGRAPH: Wanna buy a book? Buy them all by Robert Chazz Chute. Wanna sponsor the pod to get your book, business or podcast mentioned? Email expartepress@gmail.com and if you aren’t crazy, your moolah is most welcome. Thanks. Or just donate at the yellow button. Thanks for that, too! Wanna get the free Stitcher Radio app and enter a draw for a $100 cash card? Download it to your device and use the promo code SELFHELPSTONERS. Wanna support the podcast but you’re cashless in a cashless society? Please leave your happy reviews at iTunes or hit the happy UP thumb on Stitcher. There now. That was bracing. EMBARRASSING WANNA PARAGRAPH ENDS.

Thanks for listening!

PS A correction to The Corrections Edition: Apparently the zombie was on bath salts. I conflated that with the BS about there being a new form of LSD attributable to that horror show. So, I was half right, anyway. Bath salts, yes. Zombie on new-fangled LSD, no. I wonder from where they pulled that. Surely a deep and dark place where sunlight never reaches.

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PODCAST: Storm Trooper on a Unicycle Edition

Harassing old ladies, seeing things and disputing false copyright infringement claims.

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This podcast punches reality in the pills with the heavy boot of nonsense and conscience Tuesdays and Fridays. If you like it, please give a happy review on iTunes so I don’t stay a secret. Your review will break that old witch’s curse and I can be a man instead of this wretch you see before you!

Thanks for listening.

UPDATE: I talk about getting a nasty notice from YouTube for my video AllThatChazz.com. A couple of hours after releasing the latest podcast, I received an email from YouTube alerting me that the company erroneously claiming I infringed on their copyrighted material has released that claim. You’re damn skippy, they did! Justice prevails.

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Podcast: The Unintended Consequences Edition

How do you make a town gay? Should authors respond to bad reviews? Unnecessary conflict. All is gently probed in this podcast which is a plea for sweetness in disguise.

To see the original article I’m talking about in the show and for more commentary, go here. For the books by Elle Lothlorien, get them on Amazon here.

To support the podcast, hit the donate button or email me at expartepress@gmail.com about sponsorship so I will advertise your book, podcast or business (as long as you aren’t a crazy racist or something.)

Like suspense with twists and a quirky sense of humour? Check out my books here. Thanks for listening every Tuesday and Friday!

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PODCAST: The Batman Forgives Edition

Batman, how gay marriage affects you, fear, faith, The Devil, your brain, the nature of forgiveness and our capacity to change.

The nonsense and conscience continues with the new and improved format. More pith, less pits! Shorter, punchier and coming at you every Tuesday and Friday. (Friday fiction’s coming soon as I begin to podcast my book.) Until then? Delicious schadenfreude and brief pontificating. And bloopers! If you hate the show, you’ll still love the books…or so goes my hypothesis. Make it a proven theory and buy the books through  the links above. Gee. That was easy! If you like the books, please be sure to leave a happy review. I’m drowning in obscurity over here!

If you like the show, please leave a happy review on iTunes. It helps with rankings. If you really like the show, consider donating. If you really, really like the show and you’re not crazy, consider donating more and I’ll mention your book, podcast or business. Contact expartepress@gmail.com for more details.

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My buddy Mosno asks the key question: What would Batman do? Kevin Smith talks Fat Man on Batman. Me? I talk about how Batman is woven into the fabric of our lives…and we are not measuring up to his example. It’s clear to me now that if Jesus had a cape, a cowl and a Batmobile, he’d still be rockin’ in the free world to this day.

 

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PODCAST: The No Bullies Edition

What’s the frequency, Kenneth? Bully (the Movie) & bullies in your school and speaking of which, would-be President Mittens!

As I go from long boring monologues to short, punchy episodes in which mimes are killed for sport, you can expect to have the Self-help for Stoners podcast in your earbuds twice a week, Tuesdays and Fridays. Fiction Fridays will soon be on their way but for the rest of the time, it’s all my usual nonsense and conscience. Welcome to the Podcast Pleasure Dome.

Help us with the bandwidth and keep us in coffee with the handy Donate button and leave happy reviews at iTunes, please! Thanks for the help. It’s much appreciated.

Are you a would-be, non-crazy sponsor with a podcast, business or book to plug? Contact me at expartepress@gmail.com and we’ll work out a deal. Cheap! Cheap! (Because I have no dignity!)

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Enjoy this episode. See you Friday. What will we talk about? No idea. Yet.

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PODCAST: The Happy 4/20 Edition

4/20, The Mighty OM, and ranting about autonomy. Step into the weirdness.

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