The My Bloody Throat Edition

 

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Due to scary and ugly circumstances that shall be revealed, Chazz goes long, raw, uncut, unedited and au natural in this podcast that goes off the rails and maybe off a cliff. No music. Just me speaking directly into your head. Move over brain. This trip will get uncomfortable. 

In this episode of the Self-help for Stoners podcast, I talk about: going to see director Kevin Smith, my secret superhero origins and we confront the existential abyss together and giggle nervously. I read three excerpts from the book: two short self-help pieces and one long story called Context in which we…uh…well, it’s surprise.

You can listen here, of course, or on iTunes or on Stitcher. To enter a draw for a $100 cash card, download the Stitcher app from your app store and enter the promo code SELFHELPSTONERS. (Yeah, I know. They couldn’t give me a longer promo code without switching to Mandarin.) Stitcher’s great for streaming, though, because it takes up no room on your phone and you don’t have to go to the bother of hooking up to your computer with a cable like you’re Amish or something.

Self-help for Stoners: The Mind Bend Edition

 

In this episode of Self-help for Stoners, The Mind Bend Edition, I start right away with a little story from my book Self-help for Stoners. I hit you with my fave tweets, rake the GOP over the cliched coals and hit you with some money-wasting, Canuck-style. You also get a preview of my ad that will soon run on Smodcast Internet Radio. If you like the show, please like us on Stitcher or leave a kind review on iTunes! Thanks!

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Download the Stitcher app and use the code: SELFHELPSTONERS fro a draw for a $100 cash card.

Until the end of January, grab my free ebook, Corrective Measures by Robert Chazz Chute here. If you love it, pleae review it. There are seven ebooks in all plus the paperback, Self-help for Stoners.

Get the Self-help for Stoners ebook or paperback here. 


The Jesus Harold Christ Edition

 

The Jesus Harold Christ Edition opens with a free ebook for you. Pick up Corrective Measures at Smashwords.com for free! One in 100 people is a psychopath. In this suspenseful short story, find out why it pays to be kind to dangerous strangers. Jack is a serial killer who only murders people when his psychotherapist says it’s okay. When she refuses him his revenge fantasy over a dispute about a parking space, he has to get creative. It’s fun and clever and dark. You’ll love it. Did I mention it’s free until the end of January? Pick it up at Smashwords here: http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/121812

In this episode, hear why Jesus is against capital punishment (Duh! Read the red bits in the New Testament) and hear why Chazz got disillusioned with Libertarianism. Also, hear about the Pentagon’s cloaking device and news about the news you don’t hear.

You’ll also enjoy the reader mailbag! If you have questions or comments, email Chazz at expartepress@gmail.com and maybe your letter will make it to air.

Hear this podcast on Stitcher by downloading the Stitcher app at your app store and enter the promo code SELFHELPSTONERS. By joining, you have the remote chance of winning a $100 gift card. You play the lottery, so you can’t complain about the odds.

Please support this podcast by buying my ebooks as well as Self-help for Stoners in paperback.

Episode 6: Xmas Erotica & a Goiter

Finally, you get a fun, erotic romp…and the apology you deserve for the previous episode. I think I’m getting better, and by that I mean I’m almost over that terrible cold and slightly better on the mic. I promise to get more microphone practice over the holidays by singing in front of the mirror with a hairbrush.

In this episode:

Bad Snow Days

Christmas Epiphanies

Buying Jesus Black & Decker

Your God is Mean & Rhetorical

Your XXXmas Funny Erotic Story

(skip straight to around 11 minutes you perve!)

Xmas with One X

and Big Small Talk Skills.

BONUS:

The late breaking news is, not only is Asia Unbound available at Smashwords.com all of a sudden,

Self-help for Stoners is up on Amazon today, too!

That’s right! It’s the book you can read and then roll! Can’t do that with an iPad!

Please click here to hear the latest episode:

Xmas and a Goiter

Episode 5: Be the frog on nicotine dreams

This is the podcast I should not have published. I was so sick this week, my ill body impaired my sick mind.

Listen for the cough and the stomach growl I had not the strength to edit out!

In this episode:

I croak about pet peeves, on being a beautiful loser frog I read a story from my book Self-help for Stoners, Stuff to Read When You’re High.

It’s called Penny for Your Thoughts. It’s about a man enduring nicotine dreams and chewing his metaphorical leg off to get out of a real life trap.

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Ratings really do help, folks, so please do leave a review. Thanks!

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And yes, I’m starting to feel better now, thank you.

Episode 4: You make me want to be a better man

The new episode of the Self-help for Stoners podcast is up!

In this foray into the dark, buckle up for new revelations. This time, it’s personal:

Skinny Pigs and Serial Killer Mom

Burnt Toast and Terrorist Bed Bugs

and The Fortune Teller, an excerpt from my book, Sex, Death and Mind Control (for fun and profit.)

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Podcast #3: How to Beat a Murder Charge with a Skunk and a Smile

In this episode you hear Colonoscopy Confessions, Tweet of the Week and two excerpts from the book Self-help for Stoners (available on Amazon.com and more)!

I break down why time machines won’t save you and how to beat a weed and murder charge in Texas with a skunk and a smile.

I also call for the guys from Fatinee to come back to the mic but they beat me to it. (They had a new pod up reviewing Jack and Jill right after this was recorded.)

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Thanks for listening!

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