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PODCAST: The Forays in Self-consciousness Edition

A starving of artists and a choking of friendships: things are going to get weird. This week I also worry about trying not to bother Joe Rogan too much while still campaigning to get comedian Mike Schmidt (from the 40 Year Old Boy podcast) on The Joe Rogan Experience podcast. I also update you on the #IndiesUniteforJoshua campaign. To donate, please go here and get perks for your generosity!

Check out my page at Quotations Diary! It’s fun. No, really it is! Much more fun than this monotone, deep and despairing podcast in which I talk to myself for 40 minutes or so. I should really write more and talk less. God, I hate myself. Also? Kind of self-conscious. But listen to the podcast and I’ll explain.

I also have my new author page at Amazon’s Author Central in which I reveal the truth of my army of ninja assassins.

Your free weekly Self-help for Stoners podcast is available on iTunes, or you can download the Stitcher app for free and stream it to your device so you don’t have to hook up to your computer like an impoverished computer person from the 1990s. Cables are so last decade! Enter the promo code SELFHELPSTONERS here and bam! You’ll be entered into a draw to win a $100 cash card for the pleasure of joining Stitcher Radio.

To check out my books, you could go to Smashwords or Amazon or pretty much any digital book platform if you search for “Robert Chazz Chute.” That was easy. Want the printed, dead tree version of Self-help for Stoners featuring actual ink? Buy the paperback here.

Thanks for listening to my comedy/narrative podcast full of stuff and nonsense!

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Chazz Meets Kevin Smith & Jay Mewes

Podcast show notes and details 

In this NSFW, most serious episode of Self-help for Stoners ever, Meeting Kevin Smith & Jay Mewes:

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telling a bad leukemia joke in front of thousands, meeting my DIY hero, help a kid with leukemia (ironic, no?), weight loss tech, The Fight Club Test and I discuss how truly dangerous Joe Rogan is. This is the most serious of my podcasts ever! Almost lugubrious. However, if you’re at a crossroads, too, it might inspire you to change your life, too.

To see my video about How Kevin Smith Changed My Life, go to http://allthatchazz.com/book-reviews/

Check out the IndieGoGo fundraiser for Joshua at http://www.indiegogo.com/indiesuniteforjoshua.

Joshua is a very sick young man. He and his family need our help as they deal with heavy financial demands while his leukaemia is treated. For the charity drive (#IndiesUnited4Joshua), if you can’t contribute cash, please tweet and share to spread the word. If you can donate, bonus! You will get books or services in return! And may Thor bless your tender heart.

 Please follow me @THECHAZZSAYS.

 Want to stream podcasts easily with zero drain on your device’s storage space? Easy! Download the Stitcher app and use the promo code: SELFHELPSTONERS to enter a draw to win a $100 cash card.

 Get the Self-help for Stoners ebook or paperback here. Cheap!

Grab the short stories at Smashwords here. Couch change, baby!

 It’s time for us all to be Why Not? People. I mean…why not?

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The My Bloody Throat Edition

 

Click here to go to some of my books. Or just listen to the podcast and get uncomfortably entertained.

Due to scary and ugly circumstances that shall be revealed, Chazz goes long, raw, uncut, unedited and au natural in this podcast that goes off the rails and maybe off a cliff. No music. Just me speaking directly into your head. Move over brain. This trip will get uncomfortable. 

In this episode of the Self-help for Stoners podcast, I talk about: going to see director Kevin Smith, my secret superhero origins and we confront the existential abyss together and giggle nervously. I read three excerpts from the book: two short self-help pieces and one long story called Context in which we…uh…well, it’s surprise.

You can listen here, of course, or on iTunes or on Stitcher. To enter a draw for a $100 cash card, download the Stitcher app from your app store and enter the promo code SELFHELPSTONERS. (Yeah, I know. They couldn’t give me a longer promo code without switching to Mandarin.) Stitcher’s great for streaming, though, because it takes up no room on your phone and you don’t have to go to the bother of hooking up to your computer with a cable like you’re Amish or something.

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The Jesus Harold Christ Edition

 

The Jesus Harold Christ Edition opens with a free ebook for you. Pick up Corrective Measures at Smashwords.com for free! One in 100 people is a psychopath. In this suspenseful short story, find out why it pays to be kind to dangerous strangers. Jack is a serial killer who only murders people when his psychotherapist says it’s okay. When she refuses him his revenge fantasy over a dispute about a parking space, he has to get creative. It’s fun and clever and dark. You’ll love it. Did I mention it’s free until the end of January? Pick it up at Smashwords here: http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/121812

In this episode, hear why Jesus is against capital punishment (Duh! Read the red bits in the New Testament) and hear why Chazz got disillusioned with Libertarianism. Also, hear about the Pentagon’s cloaking device and news about the news you don’t hear.

You’ll also enjoy the reader mailbag! If you have questions or comments, email Chazz at expartepress@gmail.com and maybe your letter will make it to air.

Hear this podcast on Stitcher by downloading the Stitcher app at your app store and enter the promo code SELFHELPSTONERS. By joining, you have the remote chance of winning a $100 gift card. You play the lottery, so you can’t complain about the odds.

Please support this podcast by buying my ebooks as well as Self-help for Stoners in paperback.

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Episode 6: Xmas Erotica & a Goiter

Finally, you get a fun, erotic romp…and the apology you deserve for the previous episode. I think I’m getting better, and by that I mean I’m almost over that terrible cold and slightly better on the mic. I promise to get more microphone practice over the holidays by singing in front of the mirror with a hairbrush.

In this episode:

Bad Snow Days

Christmas Epiphanies

Buying Jesus Black & Decker

Your God is Mean & Rhetorical

Your XXXmas Funny Erotic Story

(skip straight to around 11 minutes you perve!)

Xmas with One X

and Big Small Talk Skills.

BONUS:

The late breaking news is, not only is Asia Unbound available at Smashwords.com all of a sudden,

Self-help for Stoners is up on Amazon today, too!

That’s right! It’s the book you can read and then roll! Can’t do that with an iPad!

Please click here to hear the latest episode:

Xmas and a Goiter

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Episode 4: You make me want to be a better man

The new episode of the Self-help for Stoners podcast is up!

In this foray into the dark, buckle up for new revelations. This time, it’s personal:

Skinny Pigs and Serial Killer Mom

Burnt Toast and Terrorist Bed Bugs

and The Fortune Teller, an excerpt from my book, Sex, Death and Mind Control (for fun and profit.)

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Podcast #3: How to Beat a Murder Charge with a Skunk and a Smile

In this episode you hear Colonoscopy Confessions, Tweet of the Week and two excerpts from the book Self-help for Stoners (available on Amazon.com and more)!

I break down why time machines won’t save you and how to beat a weed and murder charge in Texas with a skunk and a smile.

I also call for the guys from Fatinee to come back to the mic but they beat me to it. (They had a new pod up reviewing Jack and Jill right after this was recorded.)

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Thanks for listening!

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