All That Chazz: Your Brain Tickle Destination
Apocalyptic Epics and Killer Crime Thrillers by Robert Chazz Chute
Tombstones, letters and blood pressure follies.
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What’s the frequency, Kenneth? Bully (the Movie) & bullies in your school and speaking of which, would-be President Mittens!
As I go from long boring monologues to short, punchy episodes in which mimes are killed for sport, you can expect to have the Self-help for Stoners podcast in your earbuds twice a week, Tuesdays and Fridays. Fiction Fridays will soon be on their way but for the rest of the time, it’s all my usual nonsense and conscience. Welcome to the Podcast Pleasure Dome.
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In this episode: Crazy Guy in the Parking Lot, Self-help for Future Olympians, Post-post-racial America and the Hoaxes that Hook You.
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I’m sick, so this is the Best Ever Edition because it’s so mercifully short!
THE ODD & THE FUNNY: Gilligan’s Isle, dead dwarf celebs and their terrible ends. Plus, I heckle myself and, man, do I deserve it!
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This week: KONEY 2012, our St. Paddy’s Day Riot and the disappointment that is me. Still, I rail against cynicism. I’m paradoxical.
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Learn German from Hogan’s Heroes, worship Steve McGarrett and beat up bad children if they don’t belong to you. In this week’s edition of the Self-help for Stoners podcast, Chazz takes a trip down trip down memory lane and finds a lot of macho bullshit on his shoes.
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God, door-to-door solicitors & Skylanders disappoint me. Clowns are under your bed. In this ranty, surreal, zero-segue romp across your brain, I’m off the Quaaludes and into the ditch. This is going to be my roughest ride yet. Bring your chair to the full upright position. Buckle up. Brace for impact in this Not Safe for Work podcast.
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