PODCAST: The Your Free Ebook Edition

Bigger Than Jesus, my new crime novel, is free for you (June 28 only!). Download your free ebook on June 28 from Amazon here. Plus hear  a reading from The Dangerous Kind & Other Stories by Robert Chazz Chute. 

Grab The Dangerous Kind & Other Stories on Amazon for just $2.99 here.

I hope you enjoy my books. If you like them, please click the LIKE button on Amazon and click “Agree with these tags” (at the bottom of the book’s sales page.) Most important, if you love it, please review it. Reviews support the podcast and my tiny life. Thanks much!

PODCAST: A Gift for the Quick

This is a special offer of a free ebook from now until midnight June 19th.

If you are an early adopter who downloads this podcast between 6PM and Midnight of June 19th, you can download my funny, twisty crime thriller, Bigger Than Jesus for FREE! That’s right! Free! Sorry if you missed it, but for only$2.99, it’s yours! (Couch change!)

Click the cover to see if you were one of the early downloaders:

Please click it to grab it now. Make sure you check, is it $2.99 or free? Great either way, but I don’t want anyone deceived, either. Okay? Okay!

If you like Bigger Than Jesus, please review it on Amazon. Think of it like a Coen brothers’ movie: Bad things happen on the wide and easy road out of town as a hit man tries to escape the mob with the stolen skim. Discover the answer to the question: What waits in locker 408?

Don’t have a kindle? No problem. Just google “free kindle reading app” and it’s yours on any device! See you Friday! Thanks!

Don’t forget! Get Bigger Than Jesus!

The next full episode of Self-help for Stoners is coming on Friday.

PODCAST: The In Defence of Dumb Edition

Father’s Day, bitter childhood memories, suicidal thoughts, burnt chicken and how Obama could lose in November.

Hey, if you want to have your book, business or podcast mentioned on my podcast, hit the donate button and then send me an email at expartepress@gmail.com. If you’re not a crazy racist, there’s an excellent chance I’ll pump up your stuff on Self-help for Stoners.

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Self-help for Stoners comes at you Tuesdays and Fridays, but not this week. This week, I’m broadcasting across the world just once for this, the Father’s Day episode. I’m into the formatting stage of my crime novel, Bigger Than Jesus, coming extremely soon now. Listeners to the podcast will find out more first. Very excited here at Ex Parte Press headquarters. The fatted (tofu) calf is being buttered and the peasants are rejoicing. See you next week.