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Podcast: The Best Ever Edition

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In this episode: Crazy Guy in the Parking Lot, Self-help for Future Olympians, Post-post-racial America and the Hoaxes that Hook You. 

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I’m sick, so this is the Best Ever Edition because it’s so mercifully short!

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New Interview: I reveal my clone army of assassins

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The Sit Right Back Edition

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THE ODD & THE FUNNY: Gilligan’s Isle, dead dwarf celebs and their terrible ends. Plus, I heckle myself and, man, do I deserve it!

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Have you seen The Dangerous Kind’s new face (plus an endorsement from a bestselling author!)

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Special thanks to Jeff Bennington, author of Twisted Vengeance, and to my graphic designer, Kit Foster of Kit Foster Design.

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The This Week in Doucheyness Edition

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This week: KONEY 2012, our St. Paddy’s Day Riot and the disappointment that is me. Still, I rail against cynicism. I’m paradoxical.

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It’s something Yoda would say, and it’s true:

Beneath your anger is fear.

To let go of your anger,

discover what you’re afraid of.

That’s what it’s usually all about.

Not all anger is bad.

Being angry for the wrong reasons is bad.

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What you need to know:

There is a difference between fear and danger.

Pay attention to danger. That’s all. 

Fears fill up your day and block your progress. Don’t let them.

"Priceless" ~ from a review

The fears you’re paying attention to never, ever happen.