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REVIEW! INTERVIEW! MORE! YAY!: Sex, Death & Mind Control (for fun and profit)
I’m suffering a sore throat tonight, so I’m holding off on a new Self-help for Stoners Podcast for now. However, I still have candies for you! In lieu of me, press play to find out about one of my fave podcasts or just go to The Best of the Left.
Over at The Raven’s Quill, there’s an excellent review of Sex, Death & Mind Control.
(And by excellent, I mean, the author gets me, she really, really gets me…apologies to Sally Field for dragging out that old Oscars speech allusion.) Read Krista Walsh’s review here.
But wait there’s more! In a feature called Inside The Author’s Mind, I’m interviewed at Eden Baylee’s site and she asks such great questions that I’m forced to come up with some funny answers. Her site, and my responses, are definitely NSFW, 18+ and offensive to somebody. Somebody who doesn’t enjoy laughter. You’ve been warned. If you’re an adult, CLICK, READ, LAUGH.
I’ll be updating the Self-help for Stoners Podcast as soon as my throat recovers. I have fancy plans and pants to match (NEWSRADIO fans know that line). But seriously, I’m working on some huge and cool projects and, as soon as I can speak, all shall be revealed! Stay tuned. The podcast is going off in new and exciting directions.
PODCAST: The Hawaii Five-O Edition
Learn German from Hogan’s Heroes, worship Steve McGarrett and beat up bad children if they don’t belong to you. In this week’s edition of the Self-help for Stoners podcast, Chazz takes a trip down trip down memory lane and finds a lot of macho bullshit on his shoes.
BONUS: Read my funny interview with RaeBeth McGee at The Writing World.
Like the podcast? Please leave your happy reviews at iTunes. Rabid with love for
Chazz…or at least ready to encourage him to work more on stuff he’s actually good at? Go here and check out his books for sale: Amazon Link and Smashwords Link. (No matter your device, his dark fiction and chilling suspense are everywhere!)
You can donate to the IndieGoGo campaign to help Joshua fight cancer at this link. Interested in the Jeff Bennington books I mentioned on the podcast? Learn more at The Writing Bomb. Join Stitcher Radio here and use the promo code SELFHELPSTONERS for a chance at a $100 cash card.
Enjoy and thanks for listening and reading!
Author Interview: Chazz visits The Writing World
I had a really fun interview experience answering questions about my books over at The Writing World, RaeBeth McGee’s awesome (and pretty!) blog. I make it my first priority to come up with fun answers and the serious honesty is secondary. Check out the interview here: The Writing World. Have a laugh.
PODCAST: The Buckle Up & Brace Yourself Edition
God, door-to-door solicitors & Skylanders disappoint me. Clowns are under your bed. In this ranty, surreal, zero-segue romp across your brain, I’m off the Quaaludes and into the ditch. This is going to be my roughest ride yet. Bring your chair to the full upright position. Buckle up. Brace for impact in this Not Safe for Work podcast.
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Thanks for listening. If you like the books and podcasts, please tell a friend and leave happy reviews on iTunes, Amazon, Smashwords or wherever you found my stuff for sale. It helps. You can even buy me a coffee with the handy yellow donate button down the left hand side and I will honor you in the Hall of Champions in Valhalla. Cheers!
~ Chazz
PODCAST: The Forays in Self-consciousness Edition
A starving of artists and a choking of friendships: things are going to get weird. This week I also worry about trying not to bother Joe Rogan too much while still campaigning to get comedian Mike Schmidt (from the 40 Year Old Boy podcast) on The Joe Rogan Experience podcast. I also update you on the #IndiesUniteforJoshua campaign. To donate, please go here and get perks for your generosity!
Check out my page at Quotations Diary! It’s fun. No, really it is! Much more fun than this monotone, deep and despairing podcast in which I talk to myself for 40 minutes or so. I should really write more and talk less. God, I hate myself. Also? Kind of self-conscious. But listen to the podcast and I’ll explain.
I also have my new author page at Amazon’s Author Central in which I reveal the truth of my army of ninja assassins.
Your free weekly Self-help for Stoners podcast is available on iTunes, or you can download the Stitcher app for free and stream it to your device so you don’t have to hook up to your computer like an impoverished computer person from the 1990s. Cables are so last decade! Enter the promo code SELFHELPSTONERSÂ here and bam! You’ll be entered into a draw to win a $100 cash card for the pleasure of joining Stitcher Radio.
To check out my books, you could go to Smashwords or Amazon or pretty much any digital book platform if you search for “Robert Chazz Chute.” That was easy. Want the printed, dead tree version of Self-help for Stoners featuring actual ink? Buy the paperback here.
Thanks for listening to my comedy/narrative podcast full of stuff and nonsense!
Let’s make this cancer fight a win.
