Apocalyptic Epics and Killer Crime Thrillers by Robert Chazz Chute
I had a really fun interview experience answering questions about my books over at The Writing World, RaeBeth McGee’s awesome (and pretty!) blog. I make it my first priority to come up with fun answers and the serious honesty is secondary. Check out the interview here: The Writing World. Have a laugh.
God, door-to-door solicitors & Skylanders disappoint me. Clowns are under your bed. In this ranty, surreal, zero-segue romp across your brain, I’m off the Quaaludes and into the ditch. This is going to be my roughest ride yet. Bring your chair to the full upright position. Buckle up. Brace for impact in this Not Safe for Work podcast.
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A starving of artists and a choking of friendships: things are going to get weird. This week I also worry about trying not to bother Joe Rogan too much while still campaigning to get comedian Mike Schmidt (from the 40 Year Old Boy podcast) on The Joe Rogan Experience podcast. I also update you on the #IndiesUniteforJoshua campaign. To donate, please go here and get perks for your generosity!
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In this NSFW, most serious episode of Self-help for Stoners ever, Meeting Kevin Smith & Jay Mewes:
telling a bad leukemia joke in front of thousands, meeting my DIY hero, help a kid with leukemia (ironic, no?), weight loss tech, The Fight Club Test and I discuss how truly dangerous Joe Rogan is. This is the most serious of my podcasts ever! Almost lugubrious. However, if you’re at a crossroads, too, it might inspire you to change your life, too.
To see my video about How Kevin Smith Changed My Life, go to http://allthatchazz.com/book-reviews/
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Joshua is a very sick young man. He and his family need our help as they deal with heavy financial demands while his leukaemia is treated. For the charity drive (#IndiesUnited4Joshua), if you can’t contribute cash, please tweet and share to spread the word. If you can donate, bonus! You will get books or services in return! And may Thor bless your tender heart.
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 It’s time for us all to be Why Not? People. I mean…why not?
Last night I shook hands and had a chat with Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith (Jay and Silent Bob for those not in the cult). Each now have a signed copy of my book, Self-help for Stoners. They couldn’t have been more gracious, interested, warm or friendly. It was a big moment for me, especially when Kevin recognized the book and said, “Hey! I know you!”
Each got a personalized recommendation for stories they might particularly like from Self-help and it was a genuine pleasure all around. We laughed a lot. As always, of course, Kevin spoke inspired and inspiring words about writing and the creative process.
I’m a bit emotional today. (Scratch that. I’m very emotional today.) It was a milestone in the evolution, not just of the book, but for me taking the leap to writing full-time. It was just over a year ago that I decided I needed to “stop chasing the puck” and quit my job of twenty years. (I won’t rehash that story here, but you can always watch the video on the Inspiration page.) Things went full circle last night. And now? Onward. Three novels are coming out this year with my name on them. Hoo-ha!
I must make this writing thing work.
Bonus? As I walked up onstage, Jay sang Paperback Writer. Yes!