I quit my day job: I write, therefore I might be.

Welcome to AllThatChazz.com. Last November 1, I quit my job to write full-time. I published two (great!) short story collections, a (powerful!) novella and a bunch of (surprising!) short stories. Soon, the novels will arrive. Brace yourself. I write twisty and twisted stories with gut punch endings, humour and intriguing strangeness.

This, friends, is a race. Will I run out of money before the books catch on? Will the inertia of my mid-life crisis run out of steam? Will I give up dreaming? Hell, no! I’m betting on me to write well. I’m betting on you to discover me.

Please check out my books or I shoot the hostage! I am the hostage and by “shoot the hostage” I mean I’ll eat a whole failure cake and become a mime who’s hunted for sport. Mimes! The Most Dangerous Game!

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PODCAST: The Happy 4/20 Edition

4/20, The Mighty OM, and ranting about autonomy. Step into the weirdness.

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PODCAST: The Lotto Win Edition

Heroes and Zeros, eating bee pollen, lottery win and three bits of self-help from Self-help for Stoners. Click the button and enjoy the sweet podcast goodness.

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All my books are available on any e-reader platform, including Amazon, or buy Self-help for Stoners in paperback here. Follow me on Twitter @THECHAZZSAYS. Are you a writer? Check out my website for writers at ChazzWrites.com.

That’s all the joy and spam I can stand to lay on you for this week. Thanks for listening!

Podcast: The Best Ever Edition

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In this episode: Crazy Guy in the Parking Lot, Self-help for Future Olympians, Post-post-racial America and the Hoaxes that Hook You. 

Shout out to KitFosterFiction.blogspot.ca. See my fun (and opinionated) interview there. See Kit’s amazing book covers at KitFosterDesign.com.

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I’m sick, so this is the Best Ever Edition because it’s so mercifully short!

The Sit Right Back Edition

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THE ODD & THE FUNNY: Gilligan’s Isle, dead dwarf celebs and their terrible ends. Plus, I heckle myself and, man, do I deserve it!

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