Bigger Than Jesus: Descent

Rated R. Bigger Than Jesus is free on Amazon until midnight Nov. 9 plus: my thoughts on bad election predictions, a reading from my crime novel and thoughts on Amazon.

Buy the next book in the series, Higher Than Jesus, here. (Expect more sex & violence, snappy, funny dialogue, tales of a hit man’s love and addiction and group therapy goes terribly awry.) See links to all the books by Robert Chazz Chute here. Crack the Indie Author Code and Write Your Book: Aspire to Inspire are just released.

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Election postmortem: And here we are

It’s the day after the US election and it’s all over but the crying and the hoping. Yes, I’m using the H word again: Hope. Many of my American friends say there’s no difference  between Obama and Romney, so the election didn’t really matter. They aren’t exactly wrong. It was sad to see a debate on foreign policy that made no mention of climate change, Wikileaks, or Bradley Manning. But there are differences between Democrats and Republicans and I’m hoping the Republicans don’t learn the wrong lesson and follow Charles Krauthammer’s terrible advice that Mitt Romney lost because he wasn’t conservative enough.

The Republicans espoused less government but their agenda was to control the lives of women more (as in page 14 of their position paper: If you’re raped, you must have the baby, but if the only way you can have a baby is through in vitro fertilization, you can’t.) If you know or care about an American woman, the Republican party in its current form wasn’t a good choice. The American people agreed with that assessment and voted for more Obama and less fear-mongering yesterday.

The Republican party denies global warming and climate science and they’d make Supreme Court appointments to reflect their fact-challenged positions. Teachers, firefighters and soldiers, according to the Right, are expensive inconveniences (unless, of course, you’re pandering to them in a speech or it’s convenient to you.) Republicans blocked bills that would help injured and afflicted 911 first responders and programs to help veterans. Firefighters don’t vote on whether your life is worth saving before they turn on the lights and sirens to rush to your aid. If they did, they’d be…well, I guess they’d be Paul Ryan.

Like most Canadians, I’m relieved at last night’s election results. Romney’s long list of gaffes, his secrecy over his tax returns and his lack of a core (a “windsock of a man”, as Bill Maher put it) should have disqualified him from running for the White House. The cynical pick of Paul Ryan — a wink to reassure the extreme right that Romney was crazy enough — smacked of McCain’s pick of Palin in 2008. Romney and Ryan tried to bluff their way into leadership with a tax plan they wouldn’t reveal and fetching, insincere  smiles and P90X work out pictures. Will the Republican party change, eschew the Southern Strategy and broaden its appeal to a wider, more diverse base?

I hope so. The Republican party would be better for the change because one of the many strengths of America is a two-party system, compassion and reason. What the Republicans once were, they have to get back to. A good start would be to rebuke Sarah Palin, Rush Limbaugh, Karl Rove, Dick Morris, Anne Coulter and most of the people who work at FOX. Those voices try to act like they’re helping, but they’re only helping themselves and hurting the country by giving a voice to the most hateful and cynical rhetoric. They hurt Republican’s chance of being elected in the future. Race politics are out because the demographics aren’t so pale anymore.

In 2008, the Republicans made the denial of a second term to Obama their “first priority.” Serving their country’s best interests by endorsing plans that had once been Republican ideas? It’s hard to say how far down their list of priorities their country was. Mitch McConnell and Eric Cantor and Reince Priebus sneered at Mr. Obama, tried to obstruct his policies and turned their backs on his attempts at compromise. They tried to delegitimize a democratically elected president at every turn. At the RNC, the party faithful applauded the idea that they were the “owners” of America instead of its citizens. They applauded fierce pride but were silent on equality, diversity and caring. They tried to con the electorate into policies that would destroy the middle class by telling the working poor they were all “soon to be” wealthy, too.

Shortly after President Obama’s first election, we were told it was now a “post-racial America.” The opposite was true. His election radicalized the haters. The hateful rhetoric got louder and not just from the extremists on the right. The so-called “moderates” catered to the Tea Party extreme instead of rebuking them. What John McCain feared at the end of his 2008 campaign came true and the party was hijacked by the extremists. Mitt Romney stood by Donald Trump, took his endorsement and his donations and never once challenged Trump’s calls to expose the Other. When Rush Limbaugh called a woman a slut, all Romney could say was, “I wouldn’t have used those words.” Romney didn’t simply  lack a heart. He needed a spine transplant.

Trump deleted some of his outrageous tweets from last night. Republicans need to lose him, too, if they hope to retake the White House. This is the 21st century, and the country needs two parties good and strong enough to face the future together.

When the President of the United States reaches across the aisle, he can’t reach farther than halfway. Raise your hand.

Bigger Than Jesus hits #1 in Hardboiled!

UPDATE! Bigger Than Jesus is now #1 hardboiled and #13 in Action & Adventure! Thank you, Jesus! Thank you, Thor!

Thanks to this giveaway, my book about Cuban hit man, Jesus Diaz, on the run from the mob and the FBI just hit #1 on the free Hardboiled list! Click it to grab it, and thanks for helping me fly!

#1! #1! #1!

Freebies, Giveaways & Mission Possible

Shower yourself in free ebooks & hear two chapters of Bigger Than Jesus! My hardboiled crime novel of twisty suspense is free to you from Nov. 5 to Nov. 9. That’s Book One in The Hit Man Series, but wait, there’s more!  

Sign up for the newsletter at AllThatChazz.com and answer a question from Higher Than Jesus (Book 2 is only $3.99 as an ebook)  and you’ll get another free ebook.

There are similar offers in the back of my writing guides, too: Crack the Indie Author Code and Write Your Book: Aspire to Inspire. Sign up for the newsletter and answer a qualifying question correctly and you could get free coupons to read the ebook of Self-help for Stoners and/or Sex, Death & Mind Control.

Anyone who signs up for the newsletter gets a plug on the podcast. Jordanna East of Journey of Jordanna East and she got a plug this week. 

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Intro clips: Mitt Romney, Charlie Chaplain from The Great Dictator, Barack Obama

Author reading on this podcast: “Mission Possible” and “What Will Stop Him”

The Way Out is Through (and a bonus!)

Free ebooks! That’s right! I’m offering free ebooks as a bonus to the three new books I just published. In exchange for signing up for my newsletter, you get a shout out on the All That Chazz podcast.

Sign up for the newsletter AND answer a question from the books and bam! You get a coupon for a free ebook! To see the details of the buy-one-get-one offers, take a look in the back of these books for 1-2-3 Reader Rewards.

Higher Than Jesus (the second book in The Hit Man Series), Crack the Indie Author Code and Write Your Book: Aspire to Inspire.

in this episode: Halloween Mayans, some special shout outs and a reading from Bigger Than Jesus (also available on Amazon through the helpful affiliate link at AllThatChazz.com.) It’s a buffet of books of suspense and helpful instruction for writers who want to be authors. And jokes. There are always jokes.

Thanks for listening!

From publishing’s rabbit’s warren

Sorry there was no podcast last week. I’ve found that publishing three ebooks and three print books at one time is somewhat time-consuming. (Who knew?!) This weekend I pulled my first all-nighter since studying anatomy and neurophysiology years ago. I can still go all night (ladies!) but the next day I wander in a fog looking for my teddy bear and a good place to walk in a circle three times and collapse, cocker spaniel-like.

I will (little doubt) publish a podcast later this week as long as I don’t have any flack from Amazon about the uploads. I shouldn’t have any problems now, but after my adventures wrestling with the publishing program Scrivener this week, I’m now a more cynical person. Stuff that should work? I don’t trust it anymore. Stuff that should work after so many attempts, yet still doesn’t? After a series of relentless failures in getting files to publish properly, you begin to expect the worst.

I’ll have news about Higher Than Jesus, Crack the Indie Author Code and Write Your Book: Aspire to Inspire. Soon. I hope.

So much to do, so many mimes to kill.