Category: the writing life

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Be More Shatner

Here are the show notes for Episode 9 of the Self-help for Stoners podcast:

In this episode of Self-help for Stoners, The Be More Shatner Edition, I stage an intervention for Dennis Miller, tell you 25 things you didn’t know about me and read End of the Line from my book Sex, Death and Mind Control (for fun and profit.)

 

 

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See all the books or donate at www.allthatchazz.com.

See the VIDEO: KEVIN SMITH CHANGED MY LIFE on the book reviews page at allthatchazz.com.

Download the Stitcher app and use the code: SELFHELPSTONERS fro a draw for a $100 cash card.

Until the end of January, grab my free ebook, Corrective Measures by Robert Chazz Chute at: http://www.smashwords.com/profile/view/RobertChazzChute

Get the Self-help for Stoners ebook or paperback here: http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=robert+chazz+chute&x=0&y=0

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The Jesus Harold Christ Edition

 

The Jesus Harold Christ Edition opens with a free ebook for you. Pick up Corrective Measures at Smashwords.com for free! One in 100 people is a psychopath. In this suspenseful short story, find out why it pays to be kind to dangerous strangers. Jack is a serial killer who only murders people when his psychotherapist says it’s okay. When she refuses him his revenge fantasy over a dispute about a parking space, he has to get creative. It’s fun and clever and dark. You’ll love it. Did I mention it’s free until the end of January? Pick it up at Smashwords here: http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/121812

In this episode, hear why Jesus is against capital punishment (Duh! Read the red bits in the New Testament) and hear why Chazz got disillusioned with Libertarianism. Also, hear about the Pentagon’s cloaking device and news about the news you don’t hear.

You’ll also enjoy the reader mailbag! If you have questions or comments, email Chazz at expartepress@gmail.com and maybe your letter will make it to air.

Hear this podcast on Stitcher by downloading the Stitcher app at your app store and enter the promo code SELFHELPSTONERS. By joining, you have the remote chance of winning a $100 gift card. You play the lottery, so you can’t complain about the odds.

Please support this podcast by buying my ebooks as well as Self-help for Stoners in paperback.

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Hot Sweaty Hottie Motivation

The Sexy Women in Glasses Edition:

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In this podcast, hear the tale of the disastrous new year resolution, Mayan follies and learn how to get your motivation from hot women in spandex.

All ends in ruin, but in a fun way.

Find the interview with Chazz on The Spacejerker Show at www.spacejerker.com airing Saturday Jan. 7.

May Thor bless you!

To support the show, please leave a review, tell your friends and (did I not mention this already? Curses!) buy Chazz’s books: Self-help for Stoners (in ebook and now in paperback for reading on the toilet…or if you don’t have a cell phone or e-reader…basically, if you’re Amish, you can still get it!).

More books by Robert Chazz Chute:

The Dangerous Kind, Sex, Death and Mind Control (for fun and profit), Parting Shots, Asia Unbound and Vengeance is #1. Suspense has never been this weird or this fun!

The ebooks are available at Smashwords.com, Amazon.com and just about everywhere else. Just go to the ereader site of your choice and

search “Robert Chazz Chute.” Thanks!

Thanks for listening to Self-help for Stoners!

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Episode 6: Xmas Erotica & a Goiter

Finally, you get a fun, erotic romp…and the apology you deserve for the previous episode. I think I’m getting better, and by that I mean I’m almost over that terrible cold and slightly better on the mic. I promise to get more microphone practice over the holidays by singing in front of the mirror with a hairbrush.

In this episode:

Bad Snow Days

Christmas Epiphanies

Buying Jesus Black & Decker

Your God is Mean & Rhetorical

Your XXXmas Funny Erotic Story

(skip straight to around 11 minutes you perve!)

Xmas with One X

and Big Small Talk Skills.

BONUS:

The late breaking news is, not only is Asia Unbound available at Smashwords.com all of a sudden,

Self-help for Stoners is up on Amazon today, too!

That’s right! It’s the book you can read and then roll! Can’t do that with an iPad!

Please click here to hear the latest episode:

Xmas and a Goiter

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Episode 5: Be the frog on nicotine dreams

This is the podcast I should not have published. I was so sick this week, my ill body impaired my sick mind.

Listen for the cough and the stomach growl I had not the strength to edit out!

In this episode:

I croak about pet peeves, on being a beautiful loser frog I read a story from my book Self-help for Stoners, Stuff to Read When You’re High.

It’s called Penny for Your Thoughts. It’s about a man enduring nicotine dreams and chewing his metaphorical leg off to get out of a real life trap.

Please subscribe on iTunes and kindly leave a review…or a kind review.

Ratings really do help, folks, so please do leave a review. Thanks!

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And yes, I’m starting to feel better now, thank you.

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Episode 4: You make me want to be a better man

The new episode of the Self-help for Stoners podcast is up!

In this foray into the dark, buckle up for new revelations. This time, it’s personal:

Skinny Pigs and Serial Killer Mom

Burnt Toast and Terrorist Bed Bugs

and The Fortune Teller, an excerpt from my book, Sex, Death and Mind Control (for fun and profit.)

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Podcast #3: How to Beat a Murder Charge with a Skunk and a Smile

In this episode you hear Colonoscopy Confessions, Tweet of the Week and two excerpts from the book Self-help for Stoners (available on Amazon.com and more)!

I break down why time machines won’t save you and how to beat a weed and murder charge in Texas with a skunk and a smile.

I also call for the guys from Fatinee to come back to the mic but they beat me to it. (They had a new pod up reviewing Jack and Jill right after this was recorded.)

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Thanks for listening!

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