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Chazz Meets Kevin Smith & Jay Mewes

Podcast show notes and details 

In this NSFW, most serious episode of Self-help for Stoners ever, Meeting Kevin Smith & Jay Mewes:

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telling a bad leukemia joke in front of thousands, meeting my DIY hero, help a kid with leukemia (ironic, no?), weight loss tech, The Fight Club Test and I discuss how truly dangerous Joe Rogan is. This is the most serious of my podcasts ever! Almost lugubrious. However, if you’re at a crossroads, too, it might inspire you to change your life, too.

To see my video about How Kevin Smith Changed My Life, go to http://allthatchazz.com/book-reviews/

Check out the IndieGoGo fundraiser for Joshua at http://www.indiegogo.com/indiesuniteforjoshua.

Joshua is a very sick young man. He and his family need our help as they deal with heavy financial demands while his leukaemia is treated. For the charity drive (#IndiesUnited4Joshua), if you can’t contribute cash, please tweet and share to spread the word. If you can donate, bonus! You will get books or services in return! And may Thor bless your tender heart.

 Please follow me @THECHAZZSAYS.

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 Get the Self-help for Stoners ebook or paperback here. Cheap!

Grab the short stories at Smashwords here. Couch change, baby!

 It’s time for us all to be Why Not? People. I mean…why not?

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The My Bloody Throat Edition

 

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Due to scary and ugly circumstances that shall be revealed, Chazz goes long, raw, uncut, unedited and au natural in this podcast that goes off the rails and maybe off a cliff. No music. Just me speaking directly into your head. Move over brain. This trip will get uncomfortable. 

In this episode of the Self-help for Stoners podcast, I talk about: going to see director Kevin Smith, my secret superhero origins and we confront the existential abyss together and giggle nervously. I read three excerpts from the book: two short self-help pieces and one long story called Context in which we…uh…well, it’s surprise.

You can listen here, of course, or on iTunes or on Stitcher. To enter a draw for a $100 cash card, download the Stitcher app from your app store and enter the promo code SELFHELPSTONERS. (Yeah, I know. They couldn’t give me a longer promo code without switching to Mandarin.) Stitcher’s great for streaming, though, because it takes up no room on your phone and you don’t have to go to the bother of hooking up to your computer with a cable like you’re Amish or something.

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Self-help for Stoners: The Mind Bend Edition

 

In this episode of Self-help for Stoners, The Mind Bend Edition, I start right away with a little story from my book Self-help for Stoners. I hit you with my fave tweets, rake the GOP over the cliched coals and hit you with some money-wasting, Canuck-style. You also get a preview of my ad that will soon run on Smodcast Internet Radio. If you like the show, please like us on Stitcher or leave a kind review on iTunes! Thanks!

Follow me @THECHAZZSAYS on Twitter. See all the books or donate at www.allthatchazz.com. See the VIDEO: KEVIN SMITH CHANGED MY LIFE on the book reviews page at allthatchazz.com.
Download the Stitcher app and use the code: SELFHELPSTONERS fro a draw for a $100 cash card.

Until the end of January, grab my free ebook, Corrective Measures by Robert Chazz Chute here. If you love it, pleae review it. There are seven ebooks in all plus the paperback, Self-help for Stoners.

Get the Self-help for Stoners ebook or paperback here. 


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Be More Shatner

Here are the show notes for Episode 9 of the Self-help for Stoners podcast:

In this episode of Self-help for Stoners, The Be More Shatner Edition, I stage an intervention for Dennis Miller, tell you 25 things you didn’t know about me and read End of the Line from my book Sex, Death and Mind Control (for fun and profit.)

 

 

Follow me @THECHAZZSAYS.

See all the books or donate at www.allthatchazz.com.

See the VIDEO: KEVIN SMITH CHANGED MY LIFE on the book reviews page at allthatchazz.com.

Download the Stitcher app and use the code: SELFHELPSTONERS fro a draw for a $100 cash card.

Until the end of January, grab my free ebook, Corrective Measures by Robert Chazz Chute at: http://www.smashwords.com/profile/view/RobertChazzChute

Get the Self-help for Stoners ebook or paperback here: http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=robert+chazz+chute&x=0&y=0

CLICK HERE TO LISTEN TO THE BE MORE SHATNER EDITION

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The Jesus Harold Christ Edition

 

The Jesus Harold Christ Edition opens with a free ebook for you. Pick up Corrective Measures at Smashwords.com for free! One in 100 people is a psychopath. In this suspenseful short story, find out why it pays to be kind to dangerous strangers. Jack is a serial killer who only murders people when his psychotherapist says it’s okay. When she refuses him his revenge fantasy over a dispute about a parking space, he has to get creative. It’s fun and clever and dark. You’ll love it. Did I mention it’s free until the end of January? Pick it up at Smashwords here: http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/121812

In this episode, hear why Jesus is against capital punishment (Duh! Read the red bits in the New Testament) and hear why Chazz got disillusioned with Libertarianism. Also, hear about the Pentagon’s cloaking device and news about the news you don’t hear.

You’ll also enjoy the reader mailbag! If you have questions or comments, email Chazz at expartepress@gmail.com and maybe your letter will make it to air.

Hear this podcast on Stitcher by downloading the Stitcher app at your app store and enter the promo code SELFHELPSTONERS. By joining, you have the remote chance of winning a $100 gift card. You play the lottery, so you can’t complain about the odds.

Please support this podcast by buying my ebooks as well as Self-help for Stoners in paperback.

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Hot Sweaty Hottie Motivation

The Sexy Women in Glasses Edition:

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In this podcast, hear the tale of the disastrous new year resolution, Mayan follies and learn how to get your motivation from hot women in spandex.

All ends in ruin, but in a fun way.

Find the interview with Chazz on The Spacejerker Show at www.spacejerker.com airing Saturday Jan. 7.

May Thor bless you!

To support the show, please leave a review, tell your friends and (did I not mention this already? Curses!) buy Chazz’s books: Self-help for Stoners (in ebook and now in paperback for reading on the toilet…or if you don’t have a cell phone or e-reader…basically, if you’re Amish, you can still get it!).

More books by Robert Chazz Chute:

The Dangerous Kind, Sex, Death and Mind Control (for fun and profit), Parting Shots, Asia Unbound and Vengeance is #1. Suspense has never been this weird or this fun!

The ebooks are available at Smashwords.com, Amazon.com and just about everywhere else. Just go to the ereader site of your choice and

search “Robert Chazz Chute.” Thanks!

Thanks for listening to Self-help for Stoners!

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Episode 6: Xmas Erotica & a Goiter

Finally, you get a fun, erotic romp…and the apology you deserve for the previous episode. I think I’m getting better, and by that I mean I’m almost over that terrible cold and slightly better on the mic. I promise to get more microphone practice over the holidays by singing in front of the mirror with a hairbrush.

In this episode:

Bad Snow Days

Christmas Epiphanies

Buying Jesus Black & Decker

Your God is Mean & Rhetorical

Your XXXmas Funny Erotic Story

(skip straight to around 11 minutes you perve!)

Xmas with One X

and Big Small Talk Skills.

BONUS:

The late breaking news is, not only is Asia Unbound available at Smashwords.com all of a sudden,

Self-help for Stoners is up on Amazon today, too!

That’s right! It’s the book you can read and then roll! Can’t do that with an iPad!

Please click here to hear the latest episode:

Xmas and a Goiter