Category: the writing life

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Podcast: The Best Ever Edition

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In this episode: Crazy Guy in the Parking Lot, Self-help for Future Olympians, Post-post-racial America and the Hoaxes that Hook You. 

Shout out to KitFosterFiction.blogspot.ca. See my fun (and opinionated) interview there. See Kit’s amazing book covers at KitFosterDesign.com.

Listen to the podcast here, subscribe on iTunes or download the Stitcher Radio App and enter the promo code SELFHELPSTONERS for a chance to win a draw for a $100 cash card. If you’re happy, leave a happy review on iTunes or buy a dude (meaning me) a coffee using the safe, secure and convenient donate button.

I’m sick, so this is the Best Ever Edition because it’s so mercifully short!

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The Sit Right Back Edition

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THE ODD & THE FUNNY: Gilligan’s Isle, dead dwarf celebs and their terrible ends. Plus, I heckle myself and, man, do I deserve it!

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You’re here for some free odd and funny. Live large! Click the magic sound player!

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The This Week in Doucheyness Edition

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This week: KONEY 2012, our St. Paddy’s Day Riot and the disappointment that is me. Still, I rail against cynicism. I’m paradoxical.

See the new cover of The Dangerous Kind at ChazzWrites.com. Got some feedback? Email me at expartepress@gmail.com.

 

 

 

 

 

Shoutouts to Eden Baylee, Tony at mahtwocents.com and donate to help a kid fight leukaemia at indiesuniteforjoshua.

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PODCAST: The Hawaii Five-O Edition

Learn German from Hogan’s Heroes, worship Steve McGarrett and beat up bad children if they don’t belong to you. In this week’s edition of the Self-help for Stoners podcast, Chazz takes a trip down trip down memory lane and finds a lot of macho bullshit on his shoes.

BONUS: Read my funny interview with RaeBeth McGee at The Writing World.

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Chazz…or at least ready to encourage him to work more on stuff he’s actually good at? Go here and check out his books for sale: Amazon Link and Smashwords Link. (No matter your device, his dark fiction and chilling suspense are everywhere!)

You can donate to the IndieGoGo campaign to help Joshua fight cancer at this link. Interested in the Jeff Bennington books I mentioned on the podcast? Learn more at The Writing Bomb. Join Stitcher Radio here and use the promo code SELFHELPSTONERS for a chance at a $100 cash card.

Enjoy and thanks for listening and reading!

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PODCAST: The Buckle Up & Brace Yourself Edition

God, door-to-door solicitors & Skylanders disappoint me. Clowns are under your bed. In this ranty, surreal, zero-segue romp across your brain, I’m off the Quaaludes and into the ditch. This is going to be my roughest ride yet. Bring your chair to the full upright position. Buckle up. Brace for impact in this Not Safe for Work podcast.

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Thanks for listening. If you like the books and podcasts, please tell a friend and leave happy reviews on iTunes, Amazon, Smashwords or wherever you found my stuff for sale. It helps. You can even buy me a coffee with the handy yellow donate button down the left hand side and I will honor you in the Hall of Champions in Valhalla. Cheers!

~ Chazz

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PODCAST: The Forays in Self-consciousness Edition

A starving of artists and a choking of friendships: things are going to get weird. This week I also worry about trying not to bother Joe Rogan too much while still campaigning to get comedian Mike Schmidt (from the 40 Year Old Boy podcast) on The Joe Rogan Experience podcast. I also update you on the #IndiesUniteforJoshua campaign. To donate, please go here and get perks for your generosity!

Check out my page at Quotations Diary! It’s fun. No, really it is! Much more fun than this monotone, deep and despairing podcast in which I talk to myself for 40 minutes or so. I should really write more and talk less. God, I hate myself. Also? Kind of self-conscious. But listen to the podcast and I’ll explain.

I also have my new author page at Amazon’s Author Central in which I reveal the truth of my army of ninja assassins.

Your free weekly Self-help for Stoners podcast is available on iTunes, or you can download the Stitcher app for free and stream it to your device so you don’t have to hook up to your computer like an impoverished computer person from the 1990s. Cables are so last decade! Enter the promo code SELFHELPSTONERS here and bam! You’ll be entered into a draw to win a $100 cash card for the pleasure of joining Stitcher Radio.

To check out my books, you could go to Smashwords or Amazon or pretty much any digital book platform if you search for “Robert Chazz Chute.” That was easy. Want the printed, dead tree version of Self-help for Stoners featuring actual ink? Buy the paperback here.

Thanks for listening to my comedy/narrative podcast full of stuff and nonsense!

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Podcast: The Death By Fire Edition

Kevin Smith highs and lows from me, The Big Fat Loser.

Spartan? Follow me @THECHAZZSAYS & I’ll lead the attack.

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If you have pathetic writing aspirations, too, visit with me at ChazzWrites.com.

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