Category: the writing life

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PODCAST: A Gift for the Quick

This is a special offer of a free ebook from now until midnight June 19th.

If you are an early adopter who downloads this podcast between 6PM and Midnight of June 19th, you can download my funny, twisty crime thriller, Bigger Than Jesus for FREE! That’s right! Free! Sorry if you missed it, but for only$2.99, it’s yours! (Couch change!)

Click the cover to see if you were one of the early downloaders:

Please click it to grab it now. Make sure you check, is it $2.99 or free? Great either way, but I don’t want anyone deceived, either. Okay? Okay!

If you like Bigger Than Jesus, please review it on Amazon. Think of it like a Coen brothers’ movie: Bad things happen on the wide and easy road out of town as a hit man tries to escape the mob with the stolen skim. Discover the answer to the question: What waits in locker 408?

Don’t have a kindle? No problem. Just google “free kindle reading app” and it’s yours on any device! See you Friday! Thanks!

Don’t forget! Get Bigger Than Jesus!

The next full episode of Self-help for Stoners is coming on Friday.

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PODCAST: The In Defence of Dumb Edition

Father’s Day, bitter childhood memories, suicidal thoughts, burnt chicken and how Obama could lose in November.

Hey, if you want to have your book, business or podcast mentioned on my podcast, hit the donate button and then send me an email at expartepress@gmail.com. If you’re not a crazy racist, there’s an excellent chance I’ll pump up your stuff on Self-help for Stoners.

If you like the pod, please leave a happy review on iTunes or hit the thumbs up button on Stitcher. Not on Stitcher? It’s a free app (I love) that streams to your device without bothering to download shows. Join now and use the promo code SELFHELPSTONERS and you will be entered into a draw for a $100 cash card. Nice, huh?

Self-help for Stoners comes at you Tuesdays and Fridays, but not this week. This week, I’m broadcasting across the world just once for this, the Father’s Day episode. I’m into the formatting stage of my crime novel, Bigger Than Jesus, coming extremely soon now. Listeners to the podcast will find out more first. Very excited here at Ex Parte Press headquarters. The fatted (tofu) calf is being buttered and the peasants are rejoicing. See you next week.

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PODCAST: The First Fiction Friday Edition

A little suspense as an old woman gets lost in the Maine woods for our first Fiction Friday! Please leave a happy review on iTunes if you like the podcast. Thanks for listening! (Please note that though this episode does not contain sex, violence or strong profanity, it might not be safe for work, nor is it suitable for young children. If that’s a concern, turn down the volume, get out your headphones or find a podcast about Disney.)

For regular listeners to the program: This week’s podcast is a little different. I lifted a chapter from one of my works in progress for your listening pleasure. There are hints and shades of Stephen King, I suppose. This is kind of a bridge chapter in a gathering mystery from the first of my Poeticule Bay Series of novels. I chose it because, though it’s part of a much larger story in which Connie Whedon plays a small part, it can stand on its own and I like the building tension in it. I hope you do, too.

Cheers!

~ Chazz

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PODCAST: The Corrections Edition

Now every Tuesday and Friday! Blocked Love, Storm Trooper vs Scout Trooper, Correcting others and ugly self-awareness pervades as I threaten innocent children as a marketing strategy.

THE EMBARRASSING WANNA MOOLAH PARAGRAPH: Wanna buy a book? Buy them all by Robert Chazz Chute. Wanna sponsor the pod to get your book, business or podcast mentioned? Email expartepress@gmail.com and if you aren’t crazy, your moolah is most welcome. Thanks. Or just donate at the yellow button. Thanks for that, too! Wanna get the free Stitcher Radio app and enter a draw for a $100 cash card? Download it to your device and use the promo code SELFHELPSTONERS. Wanna support the podcast but you’re cashless in a cashless society? Please leave your happy reviews at iTunes or hit the happy UP thumb on Stitcher. There now. That was bracing. EMBARRASSING WANNA PARAGRAPH ENDS.

Thanks for listening!

PS A correction to The Corrections Edition: Apparently the zombie was on bath salts. I conflated that with the BS about there being a new form of LSD attributable to that horror show. So, I was half right, anyway. Bath salts, yes. Zombie on new-fangled LSD, no. I wonder from where they pulled that. Surely a deep and dark place where sunlight never reaches.

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PODCAST: Storm Trooper on a Unicycle Edition

Harassing old ladies, seeing things and disputing false copyright infringement claims.

Get your book, business or podcast mentioned for a donation. Or better yet, buy my books! Email me at expartepress@gmail.com or leave a comment below if you’d like to say hello. Okay, commercial’s over.

This podcast punches reality in the pills with the heavy boot of nonsense and conscience Tuesdays and Fridays. If you like it, please give a happy review on iTunes so I don’t stay a secret. Your review will break that old witch’s curse and I can be a man instead of this wretch you see before you!

Thanks for listening.

UPDATE: I talk about getting a nasty notice from YouTube for my video AllThatChazz.com. A couple of hours after releasing the latest podcast, I received an email from YouTube alerting me that the company erroneously claiming I infringed on their copyrighted material has released that claim. You’re damn skippy, they did! Justice prevails.

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Podcast: The Unintended Consequences Edition

How do you make a town gay? Should authors respond to bad reviews? Unnecessary conflict. All is gently probed in this podcast which is a plea for sweetness in disguise.

To see the original article I’m talking about in the show and for more commentary, go here. For the books by Elle Lothlorien, get them on Amazon here.

To support the podcast, hit the donate button or email me at expartepress@gmail.com about sponsorship so I will advertise your book, podcast or business (as long as you aren’t a crazy racist or something.)

Like suspense with twists and a quirky sense of humour? Check out my books here. Thanks for listening every Tuesday and Friday!