Category: the writing life

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More Lies for Lily

In More Lies for Lily, Lily Vasquez has shown up to get Jesus away from the assassins and the cops, but that doesn’t mean she’s happy with our luckless Cuban hit man. When in trouble with your girlfriend, lie your way out. Listen in to Chapter 5 of Bigger Than Jesus.

Can’t stand to wait until next week to find out what happens next? Who can blame you? Pick up Bigger Than Jesus (and all the books by Robert Chazz Chute) at this link.

Want to vote for the best entry in The Six Words or Less Contest? Check out all the entries in the comments thread HERE and email your favorite to expartepress AT gmail DOT com.

Support Caleb Medley, the Aurora shooting victim who is still in a coma. He may have brain damage. His right eye is shot out. Caleb’s wife just had a baby and they’ve got a long road of healing and heavy debt ahead. Donate here.

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Bigger Than Jesus: RUN!

You’re going to have some laughs In Bigger Than Jesus, Chapter 4, as Jesus deals with the fallout of murdering Big Denny De Molina. Denny sure got his licks in, what with breaking Jesus’s nose. We also get a glimpse of our favorite hit man’s basic training in the army and meet the lovely Lily Vasquez.

Bigger Than Jesus is a gripping, fast-paced crime thriller by Robert Chazz Chute, podcasted chapter by chapter for free. The print version will be available soon, but in the meantime, or go to my Amazon page for more details and to grab your own Bigger Than Jesus ebook for only $2.99!

Have you entered the Six Words or Less Contest? You could win your name in the next thriller in The Hit Man Series: Higher Than Jesus. The grand prize winner gets the new book for free (ebook and digital) and will win promotion on my podcast for their book, business, podcast, charity, website or dog’s name! Get all the details and enter HERE.

I wrote about Aurora shooting casualty and aspiring stand up comedian Caleb Medley on my ChazzWrites.com blog. Go to SUPPORTCALEB.COM to donate and please spread the word, too! Thanks!

Thanks for listening!

 

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Podcast: The Love & Nookie Edition

Love & Nookie, Chapter 3 of Bigger Than Jesus

Downloading this podcast on Wednesday July 18? Grab a free ebook, The Dangerous Kind & Other Stories here http://amzn.to/OCrwzs

The paperback is coming soon, but in the meantime, you can own your own ebook copy. Grab Bigger Than Jesus (and see all the books by Robert Chazz Chute) here!

Don’t have a Kindle? You don’t need one to enjoy these books.

Download a free Kindle reading app here.

Got a question? Email me at expartepress@gmail.com.

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Podcast: Bigger Than Jesus, Chapter 2

Enjoy some crime fiction. Chapter 2 of Bigger Than Jesus: The Key by Robert Chazz Chute. 

Last week, we heard Come to Jesus, Chapter 1 of Bigger Than Jesus. Hit man Jesus Diaz found himself on a high ledge trying to kill Panama Bob on Jimmy Lima’s orders. Then Bob offered a key to a storage locker that holds a fortune. Then things get complicated.

Grab the whole story as an ebook here.

The print version of Bigger Than Jesus will be available soon. 

The next instalment in The Hit Man Series, Higher Than Jesus, will be available this fall. 

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PODCAST: Bigger Than Jesus Chapter 1

Bigger Than Jesus by Robert Chazz Chute (my funny crime thriller) is earning five-star reviews. This summer, I’m reading it a chapter at a time. If you want the whole thing at once, that’s easy! It’s yours for $2.99 here. Couch change!

5 STAR REVIEWS! 

“Worthy of Elmore Leonard with a backstory that is shades of Thomas Harris!”

 “Punchy dialogue and plot twists that keep you moving from one calamity to the next with no time to catch your breath.”

“What a fun ride of a crime thriller!”

“Hot girl on the cover didn’t hurt.”

Bigger Than Jesus is the story of a hit man who wants to get out of The Machine,  New York’s Spanish mob. To escape with his girlfriend (the lovely Lily Vasquez) Jesus Diaz will have to steal a fortune in mafia money and cheat death at every step. He might even have to kill his best friend to get away, if his best friend doesn’t kill him first. It’s like a Coen brothers’ movie where the wide and easy road out of town is fraught with danger. Buy it now for only $2.99!

While you’re there, pick up Robert Chazz Chute’s latest collection of Poeticule Bay stories in The Dangerous Kind and Other Stories. Also, just $2.99.

Self-help for Stoners: More suspense mixed with life lessons. This is the War of Art on weed! Get it now for just $2.99!

Sex, Death & Mind Control (for fun & profit) is my favorite collection of suspense and strangeness for, you guessed it, only $2.99. 

As always, if you love them, please review them. It helps! Thanks so much.

~ Chazz

 

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PODCAST: The Your Free Ebook Edition

Bigger Than Jesus, my new crime novel, is free for you (June 28 only!). Download your free ebook on June 28 from Amazon here. Plus hear  a reading from The Dangerous Kind & Other Stories by Robert Chazz Chute. 

Grab The Dangerous Kind & Other Stories on Amazon for just $2.99 here.

I hope you enjoy my books. If you like them, please click the LIKE button on Amazon and click “Agree with these tags” (at the bottom of the book’s sales page.) Most important, if you love it, please review it. Reviews support the podcast and my tiny life. Thanks much!