I quit my day job: I write, therefore I might be.

Welcome to AllThatChazz.com. Last November 1, I quit my job to write full-time. I published two (great!) short story collections, a (powerful!) novella and a bunch of (surprising!) short stories. Soon, the novels will arrive. Brace yourself. I write twisty and twisted stories with gut punch endings, humour and intriguing strangeness.

This, friends, is a race. Will I run out of money before the books catch on? Will the inertia of my mid-life crisis run out of steam? Will I give up dreaming? Hell, no! I’m betting on me to write well. I’m betting on you to discover me.

Please check out my books or I shoot the hostage! I am the hostage and by “shoot the hostage” I mean I’ll eat a whole failure cake and become a mime who’s hunted for sport. Mimes! The Most Dangerous Game!

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It’s something Yoda would say, and it’s true:

Beneath your anger is fear.

To let go of your anger,

discover what you’re afraid of.

That’s what it’s usually all about.

Not all anger is bad.

Being angry for the wrong reasons is bad.

What you need to know:

There is a difference between fear and danger.

Pay attention to danger. That’s all. 

Fears fill up your day and block your progress. Don’t let them.

"Priceless" ~ from a review

The fears you’re paying attention to never, ever happen.

Today’s message is:

Stop

lying

to

yourself.

CLICK IT TO GRAB IT

Do

that,

and

things

are

about

to

get

better.

Technical problems resolved

The tech problems with my podcast players have been resolved, though I honestly don’t know how that happened. I was halfway through the goat sacrifice and the Wizzard players came back. Hm. It is a “Wizzard” player, so magic might be involved. Perhaps the software sensed my intentions. My friend Dave Jackson from the School of Podcasting (@DaveJackson) will probably chat with me this afternoon and explain why I shouldn’t be at all confused. I’ll feel dumb but he’ll be nice about it.

So, you can listen to The Jesus Harold Christ Edition of the Self-help for Stoners podcast below, free and freely! Enjoy it and expect the next podcast edition (Be more Shatner!) will arrive tomorrow. (Don’t miss a podcast. The subscribe button is over there to the right.)

Hurray.
Hurrah.
Also? Huzzah!

Nobody says “Huzzah!” anymore. I miss that. I”m trying to bring it back.

STOP SOPA

PROTECT IP / SOPA Breaks The Internet from Fight for the Future on Vimeo.

SOPA is much more dangerous than it is helpful. It will not stop piracy, but it could take away your voice and mine.

I got my first review of The Dangerous Kind on Goodreads! And it’s a good’un!

Read the review here!

Or just jump to buying it on Amazon.

Or Smashwords.

Or for your Nook.

Or you could, I suppose, go on with your life thinking that your world does not revolve around my dark tales of suspense.

You could, theoretically, pass this by and believe that you could do without fulfilling my petty desires.

But we both know that’s not true. (Er…right?)

Also, the ebook is only 99 cents.