Author: rchazzchute

Robert Chazz Chute writes full-time from his blanket fort in Other London. The winner of fifteen writing awards, he pens apocalyptic epics with heart and killer crime thrillers with muscle. A graduate of the University of King's College journalism program, he studied book and magazine publishing at the Banff School of Fine Arts. He has worked as a crime reporter, science journalist, editor, book doctor, speechwriter, and magazine columnist.
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I quit my day job: I write, therefore I might be.

Welcome to AllThatChazz.com. Last November 1, I quit my job to write full-time. I published two (great!) short story collections, a (powerful!) novella and a bunch of (surprising!) short stories. Soon, the novels will arrive. Brace yourself. I write twisty and twisted stories with gut punch endings, humour and intriguing strangeness.

This, friends, is a race. Will I run out of money before the books catch on? Will the inertia of my mid-life crisis run out of steam? Will I give up dreaming? Hell, no! I’m betting on me to write well. I’m betting on you to discover me.

Please check out my books or I shoot the hostage! I am the hostage and by “shoot the hostage” I mean I’ll eat a whole failure cake and become a mime who’s hunted for sport. Mimes! The Most Dangerous Game!

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PODCAST: The Happy 4/20 Edition

4/20, The Mighty OM, and ranting about autonomy. Step into the weirdness.

Advertise your book, business or podcast for just $5. Hit the happy yellow donate button and hit me up with your info at expartepress@gmail.com. Get a shot at a draw for a $100 cash card from Stitcher Radio. Just download Stitcher from your app store and enter the promo code SELFHELPSTONERS.

If you like the podcast, please leave a happy review on iTunes. Thanks!

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PODCAST: The Lotto Win Edition

Heroes and Zeros, eating bee pollen, lottery win and three bits of self-help from Self-help for Stoners. Click the button and enjoy the sweet podcast goodness.

Have you got a book or a business you want mentioned on the podcast? Great! Hit the pretty yellow donate button. You can be the Producer of the Week and have your book advertised for as little as $5! I’m just trying to defray the cost of the hosting fees for the podcast. You can even advertise your own podcast here. Donate and send me your information at expartepress@gmail.com and boom! You’re on. (Pending approval. No neo-Nazis need apply.)

What else can I give you? How about a chance to win a $100 cash card? Download the Stitcher Radio app and enter my promo code “SELFHELPSTONERS” and you’re entered into a draw for the Stitcher prize.

All my books are available on any e-reader platform, including Amazon, or buy Self-help for Stoners in paperback here. Follow me on Twitter @THECHAZZSAYS. Are you a writer? Check out my website for writers at ChazzWrites.com.

That’s all the joy and spam I can stand to lay on you for this week. Thanks for listening!

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Podcast: The Best Ever Edition

Click here for the monkey assassin interview at KitFosterFiction.blogspot.ca

In this episode: Crazy Guy in the Parking Lot, Self-help for Future Olympians, Post-post-racial America and the Hoaxes that Hook You. 

Shout out to KitFosterFiction.blogspot.ca. See my fun (and opinionated) interview there. See Kit’s amazing book covers at KitFosterDesign.com.

Listen to the podcast here, subscribe on iTunes or download the Stitcher Radio App and enter the promo code SELFHELPSTONERS for a chance to win a draw for a $100 cash card. If you’re happy, leave a happy review on iTunes or buy a dude (meaning me) a coffee using the safe, secure and convenient donate button.

I’m sick, so this is the Best Ever Edition because it’s so mercifully short!

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The Sit Right Back Edition

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THE ODD & THE FUNNY: Gilligan’s Isle, dead dwarf celebs and their terrible ends. Plus, I heckle myself and, man, do I deserve it!

OBLIGATORY BLURB: If you like the show, please review it on iTunes or add it to your favorites on Stitcher. To support the show or just buy me a coffee, hit the donate button  and receive many blessings on your house and possibly a new camel if Thor wishes it so.

To get the podcast on Stitcher, download the Stitcher Radio app and enter the promo code SELFHELPSTONERS for a chance at a $100 cash card.

But you’re not here for the ads (unless you’re some nutty fetishist).

You’re here for some free odd and funny. Live large! Click the magic sound player!