Author: rchazzchute

Robert Chazz Chute writes full-time from his blanket fort in Other London. The winner of fifteen writing awards, he pens apocalyptic epics with heart and killer crime thrillers with muscle. A graduate of the University of King's College journalism program, he studied book and magazine publishing at the Banff School of Fine Arts. He has worked as a crime reporter, science journalist, editor, book doctor, speechwriter, and magazine columnist.
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PODCAST: The First Fiction Friday Edition

A little suspense as an old woman gets lost in the Maine woods for our first Fiction Friday! Please leave a happy review on iTunes if you like the podcast. Thanks for listening! (Please note that though this episode does not contain sex, violence or strong profanity, it might not be safe for work, nor is it suitable for young children. If that’s a concern, turn down the volume, get out your headphones or find a podcast about Disney.)

For regular listeners to the program: This week’s podcast is a little different. I lifted a chapter from one of my works in progress for your listening pleasure. There are hints and shades of Stephen King, I suppose. This is kind of a bridge chapter in a gathering mystery from the first of my Poeticule Bay Series of novels. I chose it because, though it’s part of a much larger story in which Connie Whedon plays a small part, it can stand on its own and I like the building tension in it. I hope you do, too.

Cheers!

~ Chazz

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PODCAST: The Corrections Edition

Now every Tuesday and Friday! Blocked Love, Storm Trooper vs Scout Trooper, Correcting others and ugly self-awareness pervades as I threaten innocent children as a marketing strategy.

THE EMBARRASSING WANNA MOOLAH PARAGRAPH: Wanna buy a book? Buy them all by Robert Chazz Chute. Wanna sponsor the pod to get your book, business or podcast mentioned? Email expartepress@gmail.com and if you aren’t crazy, your moolah is most welcome. Thanks. Or just donate at the yellow button. Thanks for that, too! Wanna get the free Stitcher Radio app and enter a draw for a $100 cash card? Download it to your device and use the promo code SELFHELPSTONERS. Wanna support the podcast but you’re cashless in a cashless society? Please leave your happy reviews at iTunes or hit the happy UP thumb on Stitcher. There now. That was bracing. EMBARRASSING WANNA PARAGRAPH ENDS.

Thanks for listening!

PS A correction to The Corrections Edition: Apparently the zombie was on bath salts. I conflated that with the BS about there being a new form of LSD attributable to that horror show. So, I was half right, anyway. Bath salts, yes. Zombie on new-fangled LSD, no. I wonder from where they pulled that. Surely a deep and dark place where sunlight never reaches.

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PODCAST: Storm Trooper on a Unicycle Edition

Harassing old ladies, seeing things and disputing false copyright infringement claims.

Get your book, business or podcast mentioned for a donation. Or better yet, buy my books! Email me at expartepress@gmail.com or leave a comment below if you’d like to say hello. Okay, commercial’s over.

This podcast punches reality in the pills with the heavy boot of nonsense and conscience Tuesdays and Fridays. If you like it, please give a happy review on iTunes so I don’t stay a secret. Your review will break that old witch’s curse and I can be a man instead of this wretch you see before you!

Thanks for listening.

UPDATE: I talk about getting a nasty notice from YouTube for my video AllThatChazz.com. A couple of hours after releasing the latest podcast, I received an email from YouTube alerting me that the company erroneously claiming I infringed on their copyrighted material has released that claim. You’re damn skippy, they did! Justice prevails.

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Podcast: The Unintended Consequences Edition

How do you make a town gay? Should authors respond to bad reviews? Unnecessary conflict. All is gently probed in this podcast which is a plea for sweetness in disguise.

To see the original article I’m talking about in the show and for more commentary, go here. For the books by Elle Lothlorien, get them on Amazon here.

To support the podcast, hit the donate button or email me at expartepress@gmail.com about sponsorship so I will advertise your book, podcast or business (as long as you aren’t a crazy racist or something.)

Like suspense with twists and a quirky sense of humour? Check out my books here. Thanks for listening every Tuesday and Friday!

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PODCAST: The Big Fat Failure Edition

Regrets? I’ve had a few. Let’s aim higher and squirrel some inspiration out of the most melancholic edition of the podcast yet.

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This podcast punches you in the brain gently Tuesdays and Fridays with topical news, comedy, commentary (occasional thoughtful mourning like today’s show) and coming soon, Fiction Fridays! Soon I’ll be podcasting my new crime novel. In the meantime, stick around as I worm into your ears with my peculiar brand of whimsy.

Please support the podcast with a happy review, donate by clicking the yellow donate button by the show notes or go for a sponsorship and get your book, business or podcast advertised on iTunes and Stitcher. Email me at expartepress@gmail.com about that, as long as you aren’t a crazy person.

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Lots more is coming. Brace yourself.