Podcast: Let’s see where this crazy goes


On today’s edition of All That Chazz, we talk Brian Williams, Left Behind and you. Prepare for an odd mix, but at least it’s short, stimulating and efficient, like bad sex.

This podcast is sponsored by my friend, Kit Foster, of KitFosterDesign.com. For all your graphics needs, check out the portfolio and don’t hold Kit responsible for any content you don’t care for here. 

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#Podcast: Wombats and Brickbats


Meet Joe Contradiction! He’s a sweet old guy, and by that I mean his blood sugar is alarmingly high. Have some sweet tea, listen to the crickets and enjoy!

This podcast is sponsored by Kit Foster of KitFosterDesign.com, who is not in any way responsible for any content that crosses your eyes, sets your hair on fire and makes you uncomfortable. For all your graphics needs, check out Kit’s portfolio at KitFosterDesign.com.

It’s Feb 3, 2015 and seven of my books are marked down to 99 cents within the next 24 to 48 hours. It’s a pulse sale. That means the deals won’t last long. Head to AllThatChazz.com and click the affiliate links in the sidebar to the right to get your next book of fun, fantasy and danger cheap!

If you enjoy the new format for the show, please leave a review so more people can find the  my new weird.

Cheers and thanks for listening!

~ Chazz

PODCAST: The In Defence of Dumb Edition

Father’s Day, bitter childhood memories, suicidal thoughts, burnt chicken and how Obama could lose in November.

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Self-help for Stoners comes at you Tuesdays and Fridays, but not this week. This week, I’m broadcasting across the world just once for this, the Father’s Day episode. I’m into the formatting stage of my crime novel, Bigger Than Jesus, coming extremely soon now. Listeners to the podcast will find out more first. Very excited here at Ex Parte Press headquarters. The fatted (tofu) calf is being buttered and the peasants are rejoicing. See you next week.

PODCAST: The Forays in Self-consciousness Edition

A starving of artists and a choking of friendships: things are going to get weird. This week I also worry about trying not to bother Joe Rogan too much while still campaigning to get comedian Mike Schmidt (from the 40 Year Old Boy podcast) on The Joe Rogan Experience podcast. I also update you on the #IndiesUniteforJoshua campaign. To donate, please go here and get perks for your generosity!

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I also have my new author page at Amazon’s Author Central in which I reveal the truth of my army of ninja assassins.

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Thanks for listening to my comedy/narrative podcast full of stuff and nonsense!

Episode 5: Be the frog on nicotine dreams

This is the podcast I should not have published. I was so sick this week, my ill body impaired my sick mind.

Listen for the cough and the stomach growl I had not the strength to edit out!

In this episode:

I croak about pet peeves, on being a beautiful loser frog I read a story from my book Self-help for Stoners, Stuff to Read When You’re High.

It’s called Penny for Your Thoughts. It’s about a man enduring nicotine dreams and chewing his metaphorical leg off to get out of a real life trap.

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And yes, I’m starting to feel better now, thank you.