These books are the foundations of two series. Whether you’re into funny, action-packed crime novels or fun, dark fantasy that’s a bit Buffy, click a cover to grab you free copy. If you like it or love it, please do leave a review! Cheers! ~ Chazz"Hardboiled and Dark Fantasy: Two free books right now!"
After immersing myself in the bloody pool that is Frank Underwood, I can’t get that voice out of my head. I only wish House of Cards broke the fourth wall more. There were a couple of heavy-handed moments in this season and it was a slow open. However, overall, I recommend it. No spoilers in this edition of the podcast. In fact, anything I mention about House of Cards is purely tangential. But…that voice. I…"Podcast: Binge Watched House of Cards Edition"
Chazz versus The Man This week on the All That Chazz podcast, we take a little trip to court and, predictably, complications ensue and things go awry. This podcast is sponsored by KitFosterDesign.com. For excellent graphic design, check out Kit’s portfolio of striking art. Book covers, ads, and whatever else you need, Kit’s the man. For all the books by Robert Chazz Chute, access the affiliate links at AllThatChazz.com. Want a free ebook? Click the…"Podcast: Based on a True Story"
Chazz is back! And so is the hit man! That can’t be a coincidence. Anybody seen these two guys in the same room at once? Today we continue with the author reading of Higher Than Jesus. Meanwhile, the third book in the Hit Man Series is suddenly available. Don’t know what I’m talking about? It’s the funny/hardboiled adventure with my luckless Cuban anti-hero, Jesus Diaz. Come for the action and surprises. Stay for the jokes.…"The Hit Man Edition (plus blowing up in Hollywood!)"
I’m working on the last draft of the next instalment of the Hit Man Series, Deader Than Jesus. My luckless Cuban assassin has big plans for tonight. Here’s an excerpt from today’s revisions… Tonight, ladies and gentlemen, the character of the clever hit man will be played by Jesus Diaz. The actor’s motivation will be supplied by his lost childhood and tortured fool’s soul. Take a deep breath. Step closer to the mirror. Look into…"Deader Than Jesus: The Hit Man Movie"
As I’ve mentioned on Facebook, it seems whoever’s in charge has decided that it’s okay to spoil Game of Thrones immediately. I’m now hypersensitive to the problem of spoilers so, though I won’t get into great detail on the movie Transcendence, I’m going to tell you up front that I plan to spoil it. Perhaps enjoy this review more like a Slate Spoiler Special (a review of a movie you’ve already seen, not one you plan…"Spoilers Enclosed: A review of the movie Transcendence"
I got a review today that put me in a bad mood. Everybody gets an opinion. That’s fine and I don’t ever reply to bad reviews. However, borderline libellous statements sap my creative energy and make me sad. I’ve reported the abuse to the platform in question, though I doubt they’ll do anything about it. That’s how these things tend to go. I took an hour off. I lost some writing time. I watched an…"A very short story. I like my stories like I like my women: dark and bitter."
Jesus is trapped in the back of the God Eats Diner. He’s just killed two people and feels kind of bad about it. Worse, he just realized he’s been working for a really bad guy. Oh, and did I mention the back door is guarded by the guy he almost beat to death and there’s no way out because the diner is on fire? Facing a fiery death, my funny, loveable and luckless hit man…"Podcast: Get Shorty"
I miss America. It was awesome. However, with the plague coming, it was going down anyway. This Plague of Days, my world flu pandemic/autistic/zombie apocalypse horror serial will be released soon. (Check out ThisPlagueOfDays.com for sneak peaks and to find out more.) Meanwhile, in this episode of All That Chazz, I read another chapter from my crime novel, Higher Than Jesus. The Story So Far Cuban assassin-for-hire Jesus Diaz has come to Chicago to escape…"Podcast: A Kiss Before Dying"
Kit Foster of KitFosterDesign came up with an excellent demotivational poster based on the beginning of Bigger Than Jesus. Jesus Diaz, my loveable, luckless hit man, would definitely approve! (I do, too!)"Slightly crazed: This is how I see myself as I write"