PODCAST: The Your Free Ebook Edition

Bigger Than Jesus, my new crime novel, is free for you (June 28 only!). Download your free ebook on June 28 from Amazon here. Plus hear  a reading from The Dangerous Kind & Other Stories by Robert Chazz Chute. 

Grab The Dangerous Kind & Other Stories on Amazon for just $2.99 here.

I hope you enjoy my books. If you like them, please click the LIKE button on Amazon and click “Agree with these tags” (at the bottom of the book’s sales page.) Most important, if you love it, please review it. Reviews support the podcast and my tiny life. Thanks much!

PODCAST: The No Bullies Edition

What’s the frequency, Kenneth? Bully (the Movie) & bullies in your school and speaking of which, would-be President Mittens!

As I go from long boring monologues to short, punchy episodes in which mimes are killed for sport, you can expect to have the Self-help for Stoners podcast in your earbuds twice a week, Tuesdays and Fridays. Fiction Fridays will soon be on their way but for the rest of the time, it’s all my usual nonsense and conscience. Welcome to the Podcast Pleasure Dome.

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Enjoy this episode. See you Friday. What will we talk about? No idea. Yet.

PODCAST: The Buckle Up & Brace Yourself Edition

God, door-to-door solicitors & Skylanders disappoint me. Clowns are under your bed. In this ranty, surreal, zero-segue romp across your brain, I’m off the Quaaludes and into the ditch. This is going to be my roughest ride yet. Bring your chair to the full upright position. Buckle up. Brace for impact in this Not Safe for Work podcast.

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~ Chazz

Self-help for Stoners: The Mind Bend Edition

 

In this episode of Self-help for Stoners, The Mind Bend Edition, I start right away with a little story from my book Self-help for Stoners. I hit you with my fave tweets, rake the GOP over the cliched coals and hit you with some money-wasting, Canuck-style. You also get a preview of my ad that will soon run on Smodcast Internet Radio. If you like the show, please like us on Stitcher or leave a kind review on iTunes! Thanks!

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Until the end of January, grab my free ebook, Corrective Measures by Robert Chazz Chute here. If you love it, pleae review it. There are seven ebooks in all plus the paperback, Self-help for Stoners.

Get the Self-help for Stoners ebook or paperback here. 


Hurray! I have an author profile on Goodreads!

Wow. This is cool. Goodreads is a great site for readers to find books they’ll enjoy. (And, I hope, my books are in the To Enjoy list.)

I was slow to get on board but now I love it.

Find books you’ve read, books you want to read, rate books and write reviews. I found it especially fun to zip through and rate some of the books in my library, just to revisit what my brain had already eaten.

Check out my site on Goodreads. (Yes, I had fun with the bio.)