Lowe’s will repair the crappy lawn trimmer they sold me not so long ago, but I can’t return it. They won’t refund it for store credit. Nada. Even if it’s fixed, it still sucks so, no thanks. Trash it. I stalk out, annoyed but I’ve learned my lesson: never shop at Lowe’s again. Got it! Resolving to begin anew, off to Home Depot where it’s already Halloween AND snowblower season. Great. (Mental note: Sell more…"Just have to get this off my chest so it won’t clog the aorta."
And now, back to work! (Anybody care to guess where this is?)"Went on vacation to one of the world’s edges. Spotted no whales, but saw a moose up close."
I put a couple of fun hat tips to comedian Mike Schmidt in Higher Than Jesus and sent him a copy. Then he made fun of me on his podcast for not sending him the first in the series Bigger Than Jesus, too (and generously plugged both books, website and my podcast). Last night, he finally got his copy of Bigger Than Jesus. Sadly, I couldn’t stay to hang out after the show for long, but…"I finally met comedian Mike Schmidt!"
Kit Foster of KitFosterDesign came up with an excellent demotivational poster based on the beginning of Bigger Than Jesus. Jesus Diaz, my loveable, luckless hit man, would definitely approve! (I do, too!)"Slightly crazed: This is how I see myself as I write"
NSFW. For another sweet little Christmas Eve story, read How to have a Christmas of Consequence from ChazzWrites.com."NSFW: A modern Night Before Christmas from College Humor"