Monthly Archives: January 2012

Self-help for Stoners: The Mind Bend Edition

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In this episode of Self-help for Stoners, The Mind Bend Edition, I start right away with a little story from my book Self-help for Stoners. I hit you with my fave tweets, rake the GOP over the cliched coals and hit you with some money-wasting, Canuck-style. You also get a preview of my ad that will soon run on Smodcast Internet Radio. If you like the show, please like us on Stitcher or leave a kind review on iTunes! Thanks!

Follow me @THECHAZZSAYS on Twitter. See all the books or donate at www.allthatchazz.com. See the VIDEO: KEVIN SMITH CHANGED MY LIFE on the book reviews page at allthatchazz.com.
Download the Stitcher app and use the code: SELFHELPSTONERS fro a draw for a $100 cash card.

Until the end of January, grab my free ebook, Corrective Measures by Robert Chazz Chute here. If you love it, pleae review it. There are seven ebooks in all plus the paperback, Self-help for Stoners.

Get the Self-help for Stoners ebook or paperback here. 


The 99 cent ebook sale

Surprise! All my shorter works of fiction are now available at Smashwords.com for only 99 cents each (plus Corrective Measures is free until Jan. 31)!

Grab them all and curl up by the fire with solid short stories and The Dangerous Kind, a novella.

Three: The Dangerous Kind, Asia Unbound and  are the Poeticule Bay stories. Corrective Measures and Vengeance is #1 feature Dr. Circe Papua.

Free until Jan. 31, 2012

 

If you love them, please do review them!

Grab them all by clicking here.

Be More Shatner

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Here are the show notes for Episode 9 of the Self-help for Stoners podcast:

In this episode of Self-help for Stoners, The Be More Shatner Edition, I stage an intervention for Dennis Miller, tell you 25 things you didn’t know about me and read End of the Line from my book Sex, Death and Mind Control (for fun and profit.)

 

 

Follow me @THECHAZZSAYS.

See all the books or donate at www.allthatchazz.com.

See the VIDEO: KEVIN SMITH CHANGED MY LIFE on the book reviews page at allthatchazz.com.

Download the Stitcher app and use the code: SELFHELPSTONERS fro a draw for a $100 cash card.

Until the end of January, grab my free ebook, Corrective Measures by Robert Chazz Chute at: http://www.smashwords.com/profile/view/RobertChazzChute

Get the Self-help for Stoners ebook or paperback here: http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=robert+chazz+chute&x=0&y=0

CLICK HERE TO LISTEN TO THE BE MORE SHATNER EDITION

Technical problems resolved

The tech problems with my podcast players have been resolved, though I honestly don’t know how that happened. I was halfway through the goat sacrifice and the Wizzard players came back. Hm. It is a “Wizzard” player, so magic might be involved. Perhaps the software sensed my intentions. My friend Dave Jackson from the School of Podcasting (@DaveJackson) will probably chat with me this afternoon and explain why I shouldn’t be at all confused. I’ll feel dumb but he’ll be nice about it.

So, you can listen to The Jesus Harold Christ Edition of the Self-help for Stoners podcast below, free and freely! Enjoy it and expect the next podcast edition (Be more Shatner!) will arrive tomorrow. (Don’t miss a podcast. The subscribe button is over there to the right.)

Hurray.
Hurrah.
Also? Huzzah!

Nobody says “Huzzah!” anymore. I miss that. I”m trying to bring it back.

The Jesus Harold Christ Edition

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The Jesus Harold Christ Edition opens with a free ebook for you. Pick up Corrective Measures at Smashwords.com for free! One in 100 people is a psychopath. In this suspenseful short story, find out why it pays to be kind to dangerous strangers. Jack is a serial killer who only murders people when his psychotherapist says it’s okay. When she refuses him his revenge fantasy over a dispute about a parking space, he has to get creative. It’s fun and clever and dark. You’ll love it. Did I mention it’s free until the end of January? Pick it up at Smashwords here: http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/121812

In this episode, hear why Jesus is against capital punishment (Duh! Read the red bits in the New Testament) and hear why Chazz got disillusioned with Libertarianism. Also, hear about the Pentagon’s cloaking device and news about the news you don’t hear.

You’ll also enjoy the reader mailbag! If you have questions or comments, email Chazz at expartepress@gmail.com and maybe your letter will make it to air.

Hear this podcast on Stitcher by downloading the Stitcher app at your app store and enter the promo code SELFHELPSTONERS. By joining, you have the remote chance of winning a $100 gift card. You play the lottery, so you can’t complain about the odds.

Please support this podcast by buying my ebooks as well as Self-help for Stoners in paperback.

Hot Sweaty Hottie Motivation

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The Sexy Women in Glasses Edition:

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In this podcast, hear the tale of the disastrous new year resolution, Mayan follies and learn how to get your motivation from hot women in spandex.

All ends in ruin, but in a fun way.

Find the interview with Chazz on The Spacejerker Show at www.spacejerker.com airing Saturday Jan. 7.

May Thor bless you!

To support the show, please leave a review, tell your friends and (did I not mention this already? Curses!) buy Chazz’s books: Self-help for Stoners (in ebook and now in paperback for reading on the toilet…or if you don’t have a cell phone or e-reader…basically, if you’re Amish, you can still get it!).

More books by Robert Chazz Chute:

The Dangerous Kind, Sex, Death and Mind Control (for fun and profit), Parting Shots, Asia Unbound and Vengeance is #1. Suspense has never been this weird or this fun!

The ebooks are available at Smashwords.com, Amazon.com and just about everywhere else. Just go to the ereader site of your choice and

search “Robert Chazz Chute.” Thanks!

Thanks for listening to Self-help for Stoners!